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I've seen enough of him for a lifetime mate . The guy cant play.

I have as much respect for Ad men as I do for child pornographers. If you couldn't make a buck from advertising in the 80's you were doing the wrong drugs. The Prime Minister is a deceitful,nasty piece of campaign herself . Jnr-you should buy the Age as well as the Sun sometime and I'll explain to you why they are different-but the same.

Great to see Sellar has found a role. Hope he can hold his spot there.

The kid is still only a Zygote- He may or may not be a champ. I think the fact that we cling to the hope of him being a player points to our desperation. I've just had a brilliant idea. I'm calling it DEMONLAB. We start collecting sperm from Robbie Flower(not volunteering personally BTW) and mix it with an egg from say Cathy Freeman. We do ten or twelve of these variations a year to keep the list topped up . Then we build a Breakfast Point type facility at the Viney household where they can be raised properly(on a diet of red leather). Wait twenty years and the perpetual dynasty is begun. Other matches could be Lyon / Pittman , Schwartz /Natalie Jackson etc. With DNA we could breed out the genetic defects like Garrys back, Schwartas knees.etc That little Michelle Pearson would go well as a match with Ricky Jackson.(in and under rover/nice leap in the pocket) This could be the way to a perfect future for Demons everywhere. we will create Demonsraum (living space) as they progress in number and naturally we will kill all the girls at birth. Any thoughts?

Imagine the damaged,dark,cavernous hell from which it emerged. I do hope you are not rocking yourself into a foetal shape and crying. My apologies Mr.Flaubert.

Its GBH or GHB isn't it now?

If it weren't for these poncey schools the game may not have existed I suppose. But you cant call advertising a real job-it's more like a virulent form of the clap.

Exactly Fndee , You don't treat a guy like rubbish after he stepped up to the job in sad circumstances to help fill a void just because some has been Hawks President wants a job. Don seems like a good man ,hasn't made any fundamental errors (who knows what we got away with in the tanking debate). Deserves to step aside only when he and Peter Jackson have found a decent replacement .

Lets say we lose 10,000 members because the club signs Kennett as president . That would be a lot worse. The guy is an intellectual piece of driftwood floating in a 19th Century economic sewer. He is an institutional parasite who has lived off the revenues of council,state,club and charity. He has never had a real job and claims to be good at running things. He is now whoring himself around my football club looking for a gig . Him and Neil Mitchell can go teabag each other in private. The guy is a sickening,nasty Scotch College Bully who has never grown into a proper human being . Julian Knight would be a more popular and considered choice as President.

Tweed? Crushed velvet? Rayon perhaps.

Big bad Ben, When you sell a public asset and use that money to "balance the books", the asset never comes back. Jeffs fire sales of prime city real estate took assets, sold them and then counted it as revenue. Knight Frank Baillieu did well from it. The constituents not so well. and you want him at the MFC.

Jeff is an arrogant [censored] who has had his day. Anyhow-we dont need change for the sake of it. Neil Mitchell, Jeff , 693am. Not exactly high rating stuff.

I'd put Dunn on Cloke-all day and just leave him there. Garland needs to be on the half back line so he can run off. I've got a funny feeling about this game-we may only get smashed by 9 goals instead of the usual 13.

Put Clokey down for 7 if Sellars gets in. Tom Mc is 19-thats his excuse for making the odd error. Sellars hasn't got any.

Neil Craig makes me want to vomit. He has provided no support to Neeld at all.(especially in the face of the media) Give his job to the Rev. If nothing else, a cheery face amid the gloom.

The thought has crossed my mind. If they change the rules so you get 6 points for kicking out of bounds he could be an asset.

Kennet would sell the gym and the Bentliegh club and call it revenue! Ace!

Heffernan was no great loss. Remember?

Good comment by the Aussie Soccer coach today answering the same question in Japan. "Everything you read in the papers is true. You know that don't you"

No faith in anything anymore except the promise of death one cold grey day. What point is there? It's all a vain struggle against the inevitable . Hope this Stoic reality provides you all with some solace .

That is very informative Geddy Lee. Can I give you a list of other names and some more goats . Willing to try anything .

I tip Dunn to go on Cloke . Blease will be back in. Looking at the Casey stats Clisby and Couch are in line for a game . Get Max back ! Give Jamar a rest . Jolly is fading -Max will slaughter him . No Sellars please-turnover king.

Swooper will be 70 in July TD! Do you want to kill the guy? Aside from Swooper ,I agree with most of your choices except I would have Lethal as first priority . I'd swap 4 and 5 and 7 and 8. Hope the club are thinking in the same way as us supporters . Ie Experience and proven success mandatory .

Never heard of anyone taking their wife to Thailand Old Dee but I'm all for new experiences. I wish her good luck with the "Dentistry". PS. Dont eat the peeled bananas from Pat Pong Rd.

Ha Ha. Funny thing about young Libs-they never really have a childhood. They know they want to be serious young insects from birth. He fits the bill perfectly. Knew he was riddled with issues the moment he emerged from the media scrum.