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Great , We'll let you do all the negotiating for the club from now on . Should have the Diamond Valley flag sewn up for 2014 .

It's my home . But mjt is barred from there because he spends his govt allowance on bath salts . They wont sell him spray cans or glue anymore.

I put it back in your hat . Time to change the sign around your neck too. You've spilled pumpkin soup all over it . Or is that snot?

You poor little illiterate simpleton. Hopefully they realise you are missing when they call the roll at lunch .

Did you miss your bus today? Just make sure you keep in touch with your carer . You're a real concern to all of us when you get off your meds and start posting .

Not even with yours. I know you aren't the full quid so I offer you only pity .

I agree with creative thinking BZB, but there is left of centre and there is lunacy . JK falls into the latter category .

"We are Kennett Free" According to my source inside the club . Those of you who even considered the idea need lithium. Thank Heavens for small mercies.

Why knock Rodan? See anyone else getting a clearance for us? He's going well-get off his case .

THE RUSSIAN

Seemed to get his leap ,kicking ,penetration and speed back last Monday . Was back to his first year strength. Must have been injured before .

Thanks Chucky , Whilst some consider inviting Jeff Kennet down to our internet forum might add to the conversation ,which is something I always encourage ,I find it better to give people like Enyaw some guidance on basic grammar so that their point may be more widely read ,whatever that point is . I am pretty aware that our former premier might like to throw his considerable nose into the running of the board but I was unsure ,up until now ,that he had planted his"intelligentsia" on this very site .Your presence here ,and the clandestine Wayne(whose cover I have blown by spelling his name forwards) are proof that Jeff has thrown his best men at this with a view to complete board domination.Such a well planned and executed offensive effort is worthy of Robert McNamara and Henry Kissinger in their heyday.

Wayne , Your post was pretty eloquent except the part that didn't make sense was not really in proper English and the stupid part of it was basically the bulk of the content .

The article also goes on to say that he has a large butterfly collection and that he is interested in making ships in a bottle. After he has been initiated by the Hells Angels ,he will be eligible for the draft if his solo yacht trip around the world goes OK.

Royal ,Brown,Rawlings and Neeld. Get the players some prozac. I'm surprised the poor bastards aren't smoking ice. They've got a list of wannabees, not long out of the game (except for Royal who is the worst) giving them advice during the quarter breaks when they probably just need air and a drink. I couldn't respect any of them-always thought they were useless players and while they may have the ambition to coach-they need to go to the bush and learn about people. You cannot just GIVE respect ,especially to a bloke like Rawlings or Brown or Royal . Clear the frickin decks now.

I only wish we did this when Prendergast was robbing this club.

And that he would like to get a tattoo of Satan across his forehead while he does his studies.

Glad Garry Lyon is going well in the media and his time is filled with $$$$ activities. Funny how the fattest head on TV manages to run Ch.9 , host that stupid show, make dumb morning comments etc and still fit Collingwood into his life. Brayshaw too. Lyon- you are such a vain country bogan you now make me ill.

Out: Jamar, McKenzie , Tapscott In :Gawn, Jetta,Couch. No more names, no more panic merchants. Clean skills only-stop driving the members to drink with sloppy ball use.

Moloney ,Rivers ,Gysberts ,Martin .

Why does it take so long to see the fricken obvious .

All those guys bar Davey and Jetta cannot hit targets. Couch may need a go. Turf the rest.

Luke Darcy picked up his problem in the replay and we should listen to Darcy because he was such a success in his own career and is so knowledgable now that he is mates with BT. It's all beard related.

Yes-Jamar is going backwards and costing Gawn games. Get him out. ASAP Last year even. Go.

Ox slapped the club-Don slapped Ox , to go with his death threat. First time Don has grown a pair. Had to happen. That [censored] Kennett got some too.