Jaded No More

They better get the Demonland server nice and strong for this game. If we lose, this place will implode. If we win, this place will... well... implode with deluded unrealistic declarations of success.

I thought Michael Clark will be an awesome footballer. Don't remember who he is? Don't feel bad, I'd have forgotten him too if it wasn't for a function in which he told me he broke both his arms "in a toilet incident". Worst. Prediction. Ever.

If Mitch Clark wins us a premiership, he can tattoo me anywhere he likes. In fact, he can just do anything he likes. Period.

Losing Jurrah just felt like the last straw. I think I spend most of the following month just wanting to forget about footy. It really was the nail in the coffin of 2012. I'll feel sick if I ever watch him in another jumper. It's just so wrong and so unfair! I cried when Farmer left, and I was gutted to lose McLean who was my favourite player at the time (he has now been downgraded to [censored] status). But by far the shittest feeling was losing Junior, who I knew was treated like crap. It made me sad, but it also made me resent the club. I hope we never ever treat anybody like that again.

Another thing the AFL has [censored] up. What a shocker.

Yep, Dustin Martin minus the bogan redneck gene.

Poor Leigh Matthews, he shall never live his "Hudson is better than Clark" call. Makes me LOL to this very day.

I voted based on what I think we'll get in return. However I would trade them and their grandmothers for a good deal.

If nothing else, we are trying. But then everybody gets a ribbon for participation.

Clearly in good enough condition for another club to give him 2 years. I doubt Geelong didn't request a medical. I'm sure Rivers left for success, and maybe because he saw what happens to players over the age of 29 at the MFC. But if he wanted to stay and all he was offered was 1 year, and he just finished top 5 in our B&F, than I question the motives. Hope he left on his own free will and not pushed.

I stopped giving a sh*t about most players a long time ago, but this one actually hurts a little. I've always loved Rivers and thought he was one of the few senior players who really stood up over the last 2 shambolic seasons. Having said that, I totally understand his decision and wish him all the best (except when he plays us). P.S.- if he left because we were only offering him 1 year, than we are a disgrace. Hope it's not true. We gotta stop treating our respected senior players like garbage!

Just glad it's at the G! Hate interstate games first up.

If he ends up being half as good as Clark, or makes Clark twice as good, then he's worth pick 20. Welcome abroad Dawesy!

Surprise surprise GWS are interested. But you keep dreaming man!

I don't know what's funnier, people believing that Adelaide will let Tippett go for nothing, or that GWS and GC would pass him up!

Ricky Petterd + Lynden Dunn + Matthew Bate Thought I'd get that one out of the way before some dumbarse suggests it as a legitimate trade option I'd happily trade Sylvia for pick 2, but GWS would probably laugh in our faces.

The Ferguson for Sewell trade would have been the greatest trade ever made. Of course had Ferguson said yes, he probably would still be playing having won a flag and 5 All Australian nominations at FB, and Sewell would have busted his knee 1 game in, never to be seen again. We almost screwed Hawthorn. Such a shame it didn't work.

It would literally end me if Clark was never the same because of his injury, which he only sustained because he keeps having to contest against 9 defenders on his own. This is why we need to overpay average players like Dawes, because Mitch Clark is a diamond worth protecting with other big bodies.

If Mitch Robinson ever stepped foot inside the MFC, I would vomit and immidiately stop supporting us. Biggest. [censored]. Ever!

[censored] the haters who said nobody wants to play for Melbourne. And ADC, FFS I think you need to end the torture for yourself and find another club to support.

Lol. Fremantle must really hate our guts. We keep trying to steal the players they are trying to trade. It's quite amusing. Although Gumbelton? I smell desperation hour.

I just hope poor naive 17 year old Jesse isn't Googling himself right now! If you are, then hi, and please go back to Facebook. You're safe there.

I didn't see her write an article about the increasing number of schizophrenic, neurotic, psychotic Melbourne members? She must have been reading a different forum, because the only thing you gauge by reading Demonland is insanity.

There is not enough money in the world to make me re-watch 2012 matches. In fact, the day our season ended my Foxtel package was changed from footy to lifestyle. You people sicken me. Good for you!