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GIVE ME 5 GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD KEEP SUPPORTING THIS PHARKED UP CLUB!!!!

dazzledavey36
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U KNO WAT I WAS REALLY CONFIDENT TODAY WE WERE GUNNA WIN BUT FFS TOO MANY TURNOVERS RESULTED IN GOALS!!!!! WE ARE THE WORST CLUB GOING AROUND WITH PROBABLY SOME OF THE WORST PLAYERS!!! IM NOT A BLOKE WHO GOES OFF LIKE THIS INFACT IM A CHILLED PERSON BUT THIS PEFORMACE IS THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN!! [Edited] ROBBO LEARN TO KEEP UR FEET!! ARRHHH SOO BLOODY ANGRY!!

:angry: :angry: :angry:

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    U KNO WAT I WAS REALLY CONFIDENT TODAY WE WERE GUNNA WIN BUT FFS TOO MANY TURNOVERS RESULTED IN GOALS!!!!! WE ARE THE WORST CLUB GOING AROUND WITH PROBABLY SOME OF THE WORST PLAYERS!!! IM NOT A BLOKE WHO GOES OFF LIKE THIS INFACT IM A CHILLED PERSON BUT THIS PEFORMACE IS THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN!! [Edited] ROBBO LEARN TO KEEP UR FEET!! ARRHHH SOO BLOODY ANGRY!!

    :angry: :angry: :angry:

    :angry: :angry:

    to see mrs robertson kick two reciever goals and stay in the team for the next 6 weeks

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    BECAUSE MY HEART BEATS TRUE FOR FOR THE RED AND THE BLUE!!!

    nuff said

    Bounce!

    here here :(

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    love is blind here here

    Thank God for this fact!

    If love had eyes, we would be in trouble!

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    1. Cale Morton

    2. Austin Wonemarri

    3. Colin Sylvia

    4. Lynden Dunn

    5. Aaron Davey

    They are the only 5 reasons I can think of to keep watching the rest of the year

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    1. Cale Morton

    2. Austin Wonemarri

    3. Colin Sylvia = DUD!

    4. Lynden Dunn = DUD!

    5. Aaron Davey= DUD!

    They are the only 5 reasons I can think of to keep watching the rest of the year

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    Dunno, mate.

    Maybe you should go barrack for Collingwood.

    Or just quit asking idiotic rhetorical questions as if the club somehow owe's you an explanation for every loss.

    Have one less beer, that might help.

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    Melbourne demons finals:

    1998,2000,2002,2004,2005,2006, including a grand final, preliminary final and a few 5ths (shouldve probably gotten preliminary finals).

    we have gotten some awesome entertainment and finals over the last 10 years.

    Why should you support this club.

    Becuase to stop supporting the club when we are down is farkin pathetic, weak and deplorable.

    u should be ashamed of yourself!!!!

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    1. Cale Morton

    2. Austin Wonemarri

    3. Colin Sylvia

    4. Lynden Dunn

    5. Aaron Davey

    They are the only 5 reasons I can think of to keep watching the rest of the year

    Pfff Colin Sylvia

    Try JARED 'the best thing since sliced bread' RIVERS.

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    If you have to ask this question then I don't want you to be associated with my club.

    MFC needs us more than ever.

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    5. Hot babes at AFL matches

    4. alcohol=fueled punch-ups

    3. Weekly stand-up comedians thanks to every MFC player.

    2. Meat Pies

    1. Get away from the misses

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    Melbourne demons finals:

    1998,2000,2002,2004,2005,2006, including a grand final, preliminary final and a few 5ths (shouldve probably gotten preliminary finals).

    we have gotten some awesome entertainment and finals over the last 10 years.

    Why should you support this club.

    Becuase to stop supporting the club when we are down is farkin pathetic, weak and deplorable.

    u should be ashamed of yourself!!!!

    What he said.

    If you care about the club then now is when the club NEEDS your support.

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    Chris Johnson is Mitch Hedburg Mach II, funniest bastard ever to watch.

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    1. You never begin supporting a club with a proviso that when they lose, you quit. You support your club, especially this club, through thick and thin and that red and blue blood that beats through your heart is thicker than any other.

    2. The new breed: Cale Morton, Austin Wonemarri, Stefan Martin, Simon Buckley, Paul Johnson, Jack Grimes, Addam Maric, Clint Bartram. Shane Valenti, Tom McNamara.

    Players waiting for our deadwood to move on and assert themselves meaningfully: Brock Mclean, Daniel Bell, Nathan Jones, Lynden Dunn, Aaron Davey, Matthew Bate, Brent Moloney, Ricky Pettard, Jared Rivers.

    3. I believe we have assembled a winning off field team. Bailey (give the man time, he has no bricks, only rubble), CC (moving and shaking), Paul McNamee (serious clout).

    4. You want to be amongst it to see off senior football for David Neitz (past it, I dare anyone to deny this and put forward a meaningful case), Russell Robertson (uninterested egomaniac), Mark Jamar (not an AFL footballer), Adem Yze (all done, all done), Jeff White (footsteps) and Benny Holland (pathetic).

    5. Because only with the support of you and every other Melbourne supporter will this once great club, be great again.

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    U KNO WAT I WAS REALLY CONFIDENT TODAY WE WERE GUNNA WIN BUT FFS TOO MANY TURNOVERS RESULTED IN GOALS!!!!! WE ARE THE WORST CLUB GOING AROUND WITH PROBABLY SOME OF THE WORST PLAYERS!!! IM NOT A BLOKE WHO GOES OFF LIKE THIS INFACT IM A CHILLED PERSON BUT THIS PEFORMACE IS THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN!! [Edited] ROBBO LEARN TO KEEP UR FEET!! ARRHHH SOO BLOODY ANGRY!!

    :angry: :angry: :angry:

    If you dont know then PHARK OFF. :angry:
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    Good on you, fork!

    Everyone who wants out - get out. Get lost. I do not want my kids gowing u with this legacy of thin-blooded, backstabbing, gutless morons bleating about the MFC. I want my kids to grow up with Supporters who stand tall no matter what, who demand greatness but provide wholeheated support, and who do not give a stuff about any other club.

    We are melbourne, and no-one else means spit.

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    U KNO WAT I WAS REALLY CONFIDENT TODAY WE WERE GUNNA WIN BUT FFS TOO MANY TURNOVERS RESULTED IN GOALS!!!!! WE ARE THE WORST CLUB GOING AROUND WITH PROBABLY SOME OF THE WORST PLAYERS!!! IM NOT A BLOKE WHO GOES OFF LIKE THIS INFACT IM A CHILLED PERSON BUT THIS PEFORMACE IS THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN!! [Edited] ROBBO LEARN TO KEEP UR FEET!! ARRHHH SOO BLOODY ANGRY!!

    :angry: :angry: :angry:

    move on dazzle;does the term "take the good with the bad" mean anything to you; i dont comment much on here but i read with interest, and frankly i cant believe the negativity i come across.not just you, but in quite a general sense

    wake up to yourselves or wear another colour and sing a different song, and FFS keep your thoughts to your self - the real supporters arent interested in your negative ramblings, and believe me , we are just as disappointed

    have some faith

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    It is entertainment, win lose or draw you get to watch and be passionate about something. None of this crap the clubs needs you, you support your club for 30 weeks per year it is like a roller coaster ride full of highs and lows currently a lot of lows and you cant get of the ride until your finished.

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    I will support them because it hurts me so, which means I f#$king love this club with everything I have and while I get angry with how retarded they play, I still love seeing the big red v aon the blue jumper running around on the G and I still have the belief that one day I'll see them win a flag.

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