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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Carlton

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TMac and Lever the only reason we’re not 10 goals down. This has been an abysmal half of footy. Neeld era stuff. We’ll be uncompetitive until we get a midfield. The kids aren’t ready or are being played out of position.

 

You're a real Demon now Checkers.

 
18 minutes ago, P-man said:

Journos everywhere about to load up early on the Steven King horror puns.

Like Steven King's ,Misery.


Fans shouldn’t be surprised that our midfield is going awfully. We don’t have one. It was always going to be a transition period.

Carlton’s strength is their midfield. For a team in our position, they’re a bad match up.

Broadie has been MELBOURNENISED.

Just now, Lord Travis said:

TMac and Lever the only reason we’re not 10 goals down. This has been an abysmal half of footy. Neeld era stuff. We’ll be uncompetitive until we get a midfield. The kids aren’t ready or are being played out of position.

To be expected when you remove your whole midfield, regardless if it was the right decision (which it was). Going to be a hard few years.

 

We are cooked. Similar start in the wet against this same mob a few years ago and we had a Petracca save us and lost by a point.

We aint coming back from this. Don’t care that Carlton have a bad second half record. We lost as soon as we gave up 6 goals and chasing tail AGAIN.

Edited by VNightCityLegend


You know when the football is atrocious when the radio commentators aren’t talking about the game and just talk about random things and football is hardly mentioned.

I refuse to turn on kayo to watch, same as Fremantle game.

Just now, croydick said:

just play the vfl team next week

Why are both deep forwards leading to the boundary line of the FP?


Kolstrup looks good today with ball in hand.. one positive

just got home, excited to be able to watch the game on tv.....

the excitement did not last very long.

What the hell happened?

at least I saw out first goal.


Just now, SPC said:

Kolstrup looks good today with ball in hand.. one positive

I can assure you he hasn't been. Absolute spud. Stuck in concrete. Liability.

What ever confidence I had for win today quickly faded as soon as I saw Fritsch run on the ground wearing long sleeves.

 
2 minutes ago, red and blue forever said:

just got home, excited to be able to watch the game on tv.....

the excitement did not last very long.

What the hell happened?

at least I saw out first goal.

Can’t believe the hangers on you, to actually want to watch. I refuse.


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