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NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

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5 minutes ago, BDA said:

great goal bailey Williams

Absolute pearler

and pretty funny too

Carn the dags


Lions v Doggies the only entertaining, close game of this absurd Opening Round ... Carn the Doggies ...

Edited by No. 31

Pretty sure Dale either couldn’t hear the umpire or thought he was going to the mark with that 50. Seems confusing between umps and players

 

This is it? Really? Wow . . . they are truly paddling up stream in a barbwire canoe.

35 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Lions v Doggies the only entertaining, close game of this absurd Opening Round ... Carn the Doggies ...

Watching the tankers shirt themselves on cue is always entertaining for me.


Typical of David King saying "you don't beat Brisbane in Brisbane" forgetting that 3 teams, including Melbourne, did it last year.

We finally got a great game & what a cracker it was.

Can the umps give the bont the 3 votes for his 3 goals so he can start the brownlow count well.

Game was full of cooked up decisions and just how good "the dynasty" is going to get.

6 hours ago, fr_ap said:

He said in an interview he's worked on his kicking every single day over the offseason.

I think you'll find he said he'd been working on his set shots.

6 hours ago, 3KZ is Football said:

Goodwin should have been moved on at the end of 2023. Instead he was given a contract extension in August

That is the main reason we are where we are.

No it's not.

The fact that we let go 3 of our big name players, including 2 that we're having to pay out, plus changing our CEO and President, plus restructuring the FD/Board relationship with a new senior post, would strongly suggest that the issues went a lot deeper than just Goodwin - or any individual for that matter.


Still tickets on level 1 of the AFL Members. 55k. Max 60k.

Glad all the [censored] games are almost over and we can get to our mighty Dees winning.Getting cataract done friday got to stay overnight home in time for the game. One eyed as usual

 

Dogs were fun to watch last night

No defence, all out attack


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