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6 hours ago, old dee said:

PF are you 100% commited to that statement? Second if we used your suggested methods we would end up with nothing re the X Essendon [censored] who just got everyone's back up and largely got very little for the bombers. It's a give and take affair. Also we told Oliver to look around so he holds the moral hi ground. On the last day it will be who blinks first. GWS would like him if the cost is reasonable if it is not we are left with a guy who cannot come back and will use mental problems ( he has history on his side) and we will have to pay him a $million for zero return.

Playin at Casey... yeah right!

 
1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

im also interested in what on the menu at this BBQ. Are we going all out or just sticking to snags and steaks?

I make a mea n potato salad… just saying

I might also be able to source some truth serum from an ex KGB mate of mine… if the convo with your source hits a dead end.

It will be Lamb on a spit if he doesn't nominate us.

 

1 hour ago, Dees1911 said:

Yep, 2100 posts and we haven't learnt anything.

We learned about ourselves


2 hours ago, Dees1911 said:

Yep, 2100 posts and we haven't learnt anything.

Welcome to Demonland.

9 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

So... is the Suns giving up Bailey Humphrey for a 30 year old on double the salary included in that?

Any moment now you're going to be demanding Humphrey for Oliver.

There is a marketing and pop culture element to this trade, AFL would be encouraging the Suns to do what they can to get this over the line.

This trade gives them relevance in the sport trading for a star of the game.

When the AFL hasn't assisted them in terms of taylor making a set of rules for GC early days.

i.e Gary Ablett Jr style.

Tracc is bring eyeballs to this club onfield and off field with his cooking shows on YouTube, Instagram and his cook books etc.

He'll be worth millions to this franchise that's where the picks 7&8 and Humph need to be factored in.

The dinosaurs on Demonland are underselling this element of this trade package.

Your selling you main asset short Dinosaurs of Demonland.

Your time to shine Lamby and Co.

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2 hours ago, Dees1911 said:

Yep, 2100 posts and we haven't learnt anything.

learnings got the boot ... along with lovings ... deal with it

 
50 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

There is a marketing and pop culture element to this trade, AFL would be encouraging the Suns to do what they can to get this over the line.

This trade gives them relevance in the sport trading for a star of the game.

When the AFL hasn't assisted them in terms of taylor making a set of rules for GC early days.

i.e Gary Ablett Jr style.

Tracc is bring eyeballs to this club onfield and off field with his cooking shows on YouTube, Instagram and his cook books etc.

He'll be worth millions to this franchise that's where the picks 7&8 and Humph need to be factored in.

The dinosaurs on Demonland are underselling this element of this trade package.

Your selling you main asset short Dinosaurs of Demonland.

Your time to shine Lamby and Co.

Well, that settles it, we're trading Trac for picks 6 and 7 and drafting Hank and John Green.

I'd love to see us go with this:

  1. Humphrey, and we send them Trac and a pick (2nd rounder)

  2. Pick 7 and 8, we give them Trac (go find your extra AFL points for your cheat code rookies some other way).

  3. Suck eggs, we keep Trac. Maybe Trac's feeling better about a Clarry-less club vs a JUH-ful club anyway.


6 minutes ago, Mattyrobbo24 said:

He just posted another take me home photo on insta 🫣

And the photo in your post is where? 🧐


6 minutes ago, Mattyrobbo24 said:

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I’m going to unreasonably infer that this post means the deal is done and he’s coming to Melbourne.

It’s getting awkward for GC now. He’s being subtle enough so as to not completely blow things up but the message couldn’t be clearer.

Hard to see how he they hold him to his contract given all this

4 hours ago, Demonland said:

Here is the story with the Take Me Home. * I added the arrow. 🤣

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Maybe he needs to be more obvious. Perhaps Donna doesn’t have Insta.

Maybe he’s trying to attract Charlie Cameron to the Suns?


53 minutes ago, hardtack said:

Maybe he’s trying to attract Charlie Cameron to the Suns?

It sounds like you’re saying if I play that song at my place, Charlie Cameron is going to appear in my house, haha.

5 hours ago, Gawn's Beard said:

It’s getting awkward for GC now. He’s being subtle enough so as to not completely blow things up but the message couldn’t be clearer.

Hard to see how he they hold him to his contract given all this

Next photo in a Melbourne jumper please Mr B Bear.

12 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Lamby hopefully like this

I think our fans are sick of us splashing (,and the slide)

 
6 hours ago, Demonland said:

Here is the story with the Take Me Home. * I added the arrow. 🤣

IMG_3276.jpeg

Maybe he needs to be more obvious. Perhaps Donna doesn’t have Insta.

Come on , guys. Every young man is a Phil Collins fan..🤣

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