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Bailey Humphrey

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Just now, Ted Lasso said:

I heard Bailey Humphrey refuses to help old ladies cross the road. Honestly having him on the list is destroying the Suns reputation in the community. he's a PR nightmare

He has the files…

Which files? You’ll never know

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    If anyone has footage of Bailey Humphrey bending windscreen wipers then now is the time to air it. 😂

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    1 minute ago, Neitz the Great said:

    Any further info now this has come to light? @Demon Forever

    Demon Forever right now…

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    And no, I don’t know why his bathroom is so big and has other people in it.

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    2 minutes ago, Lil_red_fire_engine said:

    What are the 4 of them saying?

    2 of them are calling the other 2 bandwagoner’s. 😂

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    Well that was fun for a while!

    Looking forward to next years trade period when I get excited about another player and getting let down again )

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    1 minute ago, Demongirl35 said:

    Well that was fun for a while!

    Looking forward to next years trade period when I get excited about another player and getting let down again )

    But it's not over yet...

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    34 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    Are you saying 2026 will be the dawn of the delicious new snack the Max Cheese Humphrey? Followed by the release of the dessert based 2027 Max Chocolate Humphrey?

    Because if you are, where do I invest?

    BoBo, Loveya ‘n’ all but I’m with @Deemented Are Go! … you really need to log off and spend some time outdoors.

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    1 minute ago, Sean Balor said:

    But it's not over yet...

    I’ve been very positive and optimistic but yeah I can’t see it happening…

    Prove me wrong MFC… I dare ya!!

    Edited by Demongirl35

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    55 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    There is now talk of Gawn having Humprey over for Fondue tomorrow

    Make of this what you will

    Is any part of that actually true? I can't even tell anymore its such a whirlwind!!!

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    1 minute ago, Young Angus said:

    Is any part of that actually true? I can't even tell anymore its such a whirlwind!!!

    Of course it’s not true! Who tf has fondue these days?!

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    12 minutes ago, Lil_red_fire_engine said:

    What are the 4 of them saying?

    I like how over the course of the last page it's gone from 2 supporters to 3 supporters and now it's 4.

    It's interesting. They can fight amongst themselves and gain members.

    Well played.

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    4 minutes ago, Young Angus said:

    Is any part of that actually true? I can't even tell anymore its such a whirlwind!!!

    sorry not true

    they’re having casserole

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    sorry not true

    they’re having casserole

    Better choice, I hear Max loves casserole

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    we need to get the good(?) people of moe to rise up and protest in the streets

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    1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

    What? Trade Radio is over for the day? Just when I was getting the hang of it.

    JK I still legit have nfi what I just listened to

    I will assume you just listened to a lot of adds and some numpties that have no idea.

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    Lamb need to come out and publicly state that everything GC have put to us falls well short of what i stated would need to be a head turning offer, so as it stands now Petracca, a contracted player who we love will play for MFC next year. We have respected his desire to look elsewhere but the Parameters for a trade are not there, so unless GC agree to trade BH to us, CP5 IS ALIVE (variation on a old movie reference) 😊

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    Dwayne just replayed the interview with Oakes, then followed up with well we see all this pans out by 7:30 tomorrow night….this not putting a line through it and complete silence from Melbourne is keeping me very much on edge Sweating James Mcavoy GIF

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    33 minutes ago, Neitz the Great said:

    Any further info now this has come to light? @Demon Forever

    Sorry all. Been in boardroom meeting for work (New CEO).

    Just looked at my phone and I got a message saying "its getting very heated at the moment" and someone he has referred to as a complete Wack Job. Not sure who that refers to though.

    For those that think this is done better prepare for their opinion to change. There is life still in this deal. Whether or not it happens is anyones guess now.

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    Without going total 'tin foil hat', this has the makings of a last second/11th hour deal that the AFL is purposely holding back to ensure there's a last minute surprise on deadline day so more people tune into their coverage.

    ...on second thought, pass the Multix.

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