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The Mason Cox Thread

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19 hours ago, Edward Langdon said:

Reportedly won’t be offered another contract with a Collingwood. Could be a viable back up for Max?

Yea Na. Besides his age I couldn't bring myself to seeing him in red and blue. It would be like seeing Tracc in black and white.

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    I don't have time to read through every post.
    Is the general vibe positive..?

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    9 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Is the general vibe positive..?

    Oh yeah. We're all positive that we don't want him anywhere near our club.

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    Sees thread. Please don’t be a poster suggesting we recruit him, please don’t be a poster suggesting we recruit him. Opens thread.

    Awkward Episode 1 GIF by The Office

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    On 27/09/2025 at 00:12, Edward Langdon said:

    Reportedly won’t be offered another contract with a Collingwood. Could be a viable back up for Max?

    Surely his visa gets canceled

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    15 hours ago, Jakkaa said:

    Why is this a thread?

    A bit of hilarity needed, as yesterday’s hilarity has worn off. Nearly. Still having schadenfreude at Bailey Sniff’s expense.

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    Perhaps he could lead our swimming team?

    …(do we have one?)

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    On 27/09/2025 at 05:52, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    I thought this was going to be a thread to laugh about him being delisted.

    Is he an Australian citizen these days or does he have to go home now to the fourth reich?

    He is an Australian citizen so can stay. I’m also not sure of his politics—the 4th Reich may appeal to him as a Texan. After all, they’ve elected some of the worst of our politicians—

    I know lots of people aren’t huge fans of us Americans, and in all honesty, lots of his carrying on represents exactly why. I’m so glad to be out of that cesspool, if I had to hear chants of “USA! USA!’ At the footy, it would be the last time I turned up. So, my vote if it counted is a big, absolutely not.

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    1 hour ago, hardtack said:

    Perhaps he could lead our swimming team?

    …(do we have one?)

    Perhaps he could lead our hot dog eating competition, he plays like a bratwurst so he might find his spot

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    1 hour ago, 710 Asbury St said:

    He is an Australian citizen so can stay. I’m also not sure of his politics—the 4th Reich may appeal to him as a Texan. After all, they’ve elected some of the worst of our politicians—

    I know lots of people aren’t huge fans of us Americans, and in all honesty, lots of his carrying on represents exactly why. I’m so glad to be out of that cesspool, if I had to hear chants of “USA! USA!’ At the footy, it would be the last time I turned up. So, my vote if it counted is a big, absolutely not.

    Despite appearances, he’s an anti Trump Democrat. Just one side of the same coin.

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    Seven disposals, 2 marks, 10 hitouts and 1 clearance a game at just 34 years and 6 months.

    He's like the reverse Luke Jackson. We should take him if someone offers us two first rounders to do so.

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    2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Seven disposals, 2 marks, 10 hitouts and 1 clearance a game at just 34 years and 6 months.

    He's like the reverse Luke Jackson. We should take him if someone offers us two first rounders to do so.

    Would need a lot more than that.

    I reckon our membership numbers would plummet precipitously

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    2 hours ago, Superunknown said:

    Hard yes.

    The no camp need to think a lot harder.

    Please explain what does a 34 year old mediocre one dimensional ruckman bring to a team who already has Campbell and that other old guy who plays ruck and is kinda good at it. Won like 8 AA jackets and stuff. You might know him.

    And for the love of god don’t tell me we can make him a key position forward. The man had a total of 3 goals and 4 marks inside 50 this year. And just to prove I’m not a total hater, he took a whopping 14 marks inside 50 last year for a grand total of 6 goals.

    I would rather burn my eyes with acid than watch Cox in a Melbourne jumper.

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