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NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

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Holmes and Smith slotting running goals from outside 50 were both class and skill. They're the exact sort of running midfielders we lack. Hoping Windsor and Lindsey can become that type. Pair that with a star tall up forward in Jezza and you've got a potential attack. Cats look bound for a grand final again.

Edited by Lord Travis

Brilliant game

 

This just can’t get any worse

Pies and Cats the top 2 seeds with a week off each

1 minute ago, Lord Travis said:

Holmes and Smith slotting running goals from outside 50 were both class and skill. They're the exact sort of running midfielders we lack. Pair that with a star tall up forward in Jezza and you've got a potential attack. Cats look bound for a grand final again.

All their talls are rock solid too. Brick wall behind the ball.


5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

A Geelong Collingwood grand final is a worse outcome than the earth being destroyed by an asteroid

Cat Burn GIF

I can get behind the cats without even thinking about it in that scenario

Just now, Superunknown said:

I can get behind the cats without even thinking about it in that scenario

Putting me in this position should be illegal

Rocking Back And Forth GIF by ALLBLK

 

[censored] it all

[censored] everything


1 minute ago, Hopeful Demon said:

I [censored] hate how good the cats are every year

They can't fill the government built stadium but they all turn out suddenly in a final

2 minutes ago, Hopeful Demon said:

I [censored] hate how good the cats are every year

Haha ikr. So jealous.

all over red rover

cats looking like premiers based on this performance

It pains me to say it, but the Cats look very, very good indeed tonight. Hard to see Brisbane winning it from here.

Just have to admire the grit and determination of the Cats. I hate them as much as the Pies but I think they are favourites to win the flag after this performance.

Time to launch some audits on farm ownership on the bellarine. No way can a team keep this much talent on their list with no one earning over a million a year.


6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Putting me in this position should be illegal

Rocking Back And Forth GIF by ALLBLK

Wife, second son (I can turn him back) and in laws all pies

They think Maynard didn’t do anything wrong

Geelong every single day of the week

Not even a contest

Loathe everything colllingwood

Loathe

Cats v Pies GF is a nightmare matchup. Couldn't being myself to barrack for either of them.

14 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

A Geelong Collingwood grand final is a worse outcome than the earth being destroyed by an asteroid

Cat Burn GIF

In 1990 I was flying from Darwin back to Melbourne. Yeah the pilot was giving score updates but the best experience possible for a bombers pies GF.

This year im working, so another great excuse to not watch a cats pies GF... I was upset initially with the roster - now happy laugh

 

Has there ever been a time when Blicavs wasn’t playing?

any chance he can just [censored] off?

3 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Wife, second son (I can turn him back) and in laws all pies

Strong grounds for divorce and adoption


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