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19 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

And there goes the year and flag that was 2021.

In an instant we've gone from looking unbeatable, to almost always a chance to now being one of the worst skilled weak under pressure teams in the AFL.

The new coach will need to be a magician to turn this around but even more than that, he'll need plenty of assists, including a whole lot of trading out of the chaff and trading in of some quality ball users with poise, confidence and finishing skills. Especially forward of centre.

The same goes for those around him including the fitness crew.

And no point tinkering around either. This will need a massive change across many levels and lines over at least three to four seasons if we're to get back to being a team that can win these sort of matches and start vying for finals once again.

As Macca so beautifully said about 6 weeks ago....it's time to

DRAIN THE SWAMP!

This has real echoes of the McLardy/Schwab era - so soon after the Jackson/Roos era. That era was just a blip of excellence in a long history of putrid OFF field performances. And the results on-field followed, as they nearly always do.

 
 
25 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

Also the Collingwood fans that gave the applause to Maynard at the start of the game.

You are a stain on society.

Moral Filth.

Btw, I read on the Deebrief that they were mocking Angus?

Did anyone who went to the game today noticed that?


The hate for Salem is elite!

481 metres gained (5th most). 27 touches. 96 percent de%.

Last week it was 400 metres (7th most), 30 touches at 80 %.

Cant really lament our skills and turnovers and then want Salem gone. They might replace him with Sharp!

The fact is we lose yet another game with more inside 50s. Less marks inside 50s.

Not why we lost, but Jvr and Petty combined output was again below par. They dont work. Copy paste. Even though we've had 2 years of them producing below afl forward quality, we will try yet again in 2026. We will go nowhere until we try something different. They simply dont know how to find space, how many games do you need to see???

When are we extending Langford's contract? And while we are at it, XL and Caleb Windsor.

 
4 minutes ago, layzie said:

We've been their little bunny rabbits since 2023 and long before that to be honest. No amount of hating the filth or 'that thug Maynard' will change that.

Let's just accept the losers that we are and that if nothing changes, nothing changes.

Reminds me of the time Brent Moloney was photographed on the front cover of the Herald Sun full painted in red and blue before Queens birthday and another flogging.

It is disappointing that even now after 2021 we do still allow ourselves to be ragdolled by pretend bullys.

24 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

I'd rather keep Oliver over Trac. i have withered and waned on this all year. But im sick to death of Trac not playing with intent / agression. That last kick from May which went to sidebottom - Trac should have absolutely cleaned him up. He would have been protected by the footy act and all. He had the perfect opp to get some type of revenge. All night he played with fear running through him.

I really do hope he requests a trade over anybody else. i want him gone.

I’m struggling to understand the vitriol towards Petracca . Watch the last quarter again, he was by far our best player. The idea that he could have saved the faulty May kick is ludicrous. Watch it again , it was 5m short of where intended


Thank God the Goodwin era is over.

He conditioned this group into a lovey, huggy, learnings group of chokers.

Yet another loss decided by a kick - quite a fitting way to end the season.

No skills, system or composure under pressure or in red time. Every time it is close we just can't execute basic, logical football.

Unfortubately Goodwin did this. We can isolate players and moments here and there but this [censored] is synonymous with Melbourne and it has been for quite some time.

Every time Goodwin mentioned 'getting the game on our terms' he was basically telling the whole football world that we play in a comfort zone.

Football is about winning in all circumstances and conditions, not just in your dream scenario at strategy meetings.

New Coach

New Gameplan

New culture built on accountability & winning

The Goodwin gameplan based on control the game, territory, contest and defense (as if it was a guaranteed formula for winning) became, IMO, a subconscious crutch for the players - too inadequate to just play the game on its merits. Our team is completely unequipped to play clutch football and it's embarrassing.

My fear is that it will take at least two pre-seasons to truly get this [censored] out of our system.

Time will tell.

Jvr had a game of dropped marks and taps to opponents to their advantage. But you have to be near the ball to have an impact, even a questionable one.

Just now, Norm Smith's Curse said:

Jvr had a game of dropped marks and taps to opponents to their advantage. But you have to be near the ball to have an impact, even a questionable one.

I think he was actually pretty good tonight.

30 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

Also the Collingwood fans that gave the applause to Maynard at the start of the game.

You are a stain on society.

He’s a stain on my underwear

4 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Moral Filth.

Btw, I read on the Deebrief that they were mocking Angus?

Did anyone who went to the game today noticed that?

No but I wasn't really paying attention. What were they doing?


Petty is a lazy footballer pure and simple.

Steven May obviously thinks his 💩 doesnt stink with some of his efforts tonight.

4 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Moral Filth.

Btw, I read on the Deebrief that they were mocking Angus?

Did anyone who went to the game today noticed that?

Don't worry in the AI world we got this!

Just now, dees189227 said:

No but I wasn't really paying attention. What were they doing?

Chanting something related to Angus.

43 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO WIN

Bottled another lead we should have held.

@Scoop Junior

They don't do it so often ya just know they're not gonna do it.
But we watch the slow motion capitulation unfold anyway.
Bomb it in, bomb it in, bomb it in and hope someone can pull something miraculous out their arzz but no-one ever can.

Just so predictable.


12 minutes ago, Dees1911 said:

Petracca, you have got be kidding.

P$#@ him off

Petracca, Melbourne’s best tonight.

37 minutes ago, DeeNA said:

Sharp is the most useless player i’ve ever seen

We have worse. Last time McAdam played he insisted on trying to get behind his opponent, who was bigger than he was and then wasn't fast enough to keep up.

 
5 minutes ago, Farmer said:

I’m struggling to understand the vitriol towards Petracca . Watch the last quarter again, he was by far our best player. The idea that he could have saved the faulty May kick is ludicrous. Watch it again , it was 5m short of where intended

True for that contest, but has little or no impact on rest of game.

He's our highest paid players, running around blaming everyone else.

Get over yourself trac.

2 minutes ago, Farmer said:

Petracca, Melbourne’s best tonight.

He really wasn’t


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