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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm currently in Bangkok, so i'll find a sleazy bar to watch the game from.

I'm hoping the result is such that it inspires me to a spectacular post match celebration!!!

Aren't we supposed to use the code word 'classy' when discussing Thai entertainment establishments?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm currently in Bangkok, so i'll find a sleazy bar to watch the game from.

    I'm hoping the result is such that it inspires me to a spectacular post match celebration!!!

    Beer me.

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    9 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Please do!

    I don't think I can get there untill at least 3.30 however, I will try my luck either way.

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    I want more of the same from last round please. If this is forthcoming, then you never know.

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    5 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

    I don't think I can get there untill at least 3.30 however, I will try my luck either way.

    There’ll still be someone at the back of the bay up until game time or when tickets are exhausted

    As @Dee in a Kilt might attest, sitting in our bay is the most fun. 🥳

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    5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    There’ll still be someone at the back of the bay up until game time or when tickets are exhausted

    As @Dee in a Kilt might attest, sitting in our bay is the most fun. 🥳

    Cool, yeah I've been there a few times, it's fun!

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    Is this rain coming or not? It's beautiful & sunny where I live.

    DON’T MOZZ IT!!!!
     
    1 hour ago, ghost who walks said:

    Hey,what happened to my game day thread.See you round my little sheet rack i am out of here

    Your little sheet rack will need more than a rack to dry out if the weather forecast is accurate. Our DA head honcho just told us there’s a chance of “small” hail. We should be grateful for small mercies, it’s better than big hail 😅


    28 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m starting to get “the vibe”.

    I’m currently having a pre game massage!

    of what

    54 minutes ago, BigBadBustling said:

    Aren't we supposed to use the code word 'classy' when discussing Thai entertainment establishments?

    Well, I'm assuming they have ping pong tables to play on?

    56 minutes ago, BigBadBustling said:

    Aren't we supposed to use the code word 'classy' when discussing Thai entertainment establishments?

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    38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m starting to get “the vibe”.

    I’m currently having a pre game massage!

    Cheers for the mental image

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    Well I have no expectations today.

    I'm just riding this season out & see what happens in the off season.

    Do we reckon sharp starts as sub today?

    Not quite on topic, but to those posters disparaging Thai bars, and I will assume you mean the girls who work there, pull your heads in. Most of those girls come from impoverished backgrounds and the only work they can get is in the bars and massage places, serving overfed western men. They send the money back home to family. I would suggest they are the classy ones.

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    Seriously y’all… we have so many cancellations. Please consider coming to sit in our bay (M33). Sitting up close to the action is the best! Or you can sit towards the back where your life won’t be in danger 😅

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    3 hours ago, Nasher said:

    There aren’t enough words to describe how much I want to beat this bunch and ruin their season. If I can’t be happy with my own team’s season, the next best thing is p***ing off all the insufferable Hawthorn supporters I know.

    Even better if GWS can roll the Suns.

    Yes I just had a "friend" a hawthorn supporter no less happily tell me the BrayshawMaynard incident was just a "football Incident" defending Collingwood, It may well be the end of the affair I can tell you

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    39 minutes ago, ijustwannaseeaflag said:

    Not quite on topic, but to those posters disparaging Thai bars, and I will assume you mean the girls who work there, pull your heads in. Most of those girls come from impoverished backgrounds and the only work they can get is in the bars and massage places, serving overfed western men. They send the money back home to family. I would suggest they are the classy ones.

    Thank you

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm currently in Bangkok, so i'll find a sleazy bar to watch the game from.

    I'm hoping the result is such that it inspires me to a spectacular post match celebration!!!

    Confucius says "man who walk through door going forwards going to Tokyo, man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok"

    Be careful going through the doors sideways Bitters could be painful

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    12 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

    Confucius says "man who walk through door going forwards going to Tokyo, man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok"

    Be careful going through the doors sideways Bitters could be painful

    A memorable cultural experience I’m sure !

     
    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m starting to get “the vibe”.

    I’m currently having a pre game massage!

    Hopefully that means a happy ending

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    8 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Melksham sub. A bit baffling

    Looked physically sore last week. It’s a short turnaround so maybe not a bad option to have him come on fresh in the last.

    Means Hawks won’t be able to throw Sicily forward in the last quarter as they tend to do.

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