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1 minute ago, The Cult of Disco Turner said:

I’m starting to think we might not play finals this year

Maybe the Bali karaoke finals...

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1 minute ago, Sideshow Bob said:

However just called Sparrow 'Swallow' zero respect from the commentators

He gets no respect because he is a below average footballer.

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2 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Gunston 5.3

Dees 4.3

Starting to be like the trivia question. who kicked 5 goals in the 1990 grand final?


Just now, In Gawn we Trust said:

Why sub out McDonald when Howes is getting towelled up

Injury

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

yeah our play is dynamic and free flowing when Salem is not involved

I want him to he more attacking with his kicks, not to be less involved.

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We actually lost that quarter, they had less then 10 inside 50's. Is anyone in this club embarrassed?


What is Sharp supposed to bring to this team?


Just now, In Gawn we Trust said:

Why sub out McDonald when Howes is getting towelled up

If I was mcdonald I'd be rapt to be subbed out. Doesn't have to worry about defending & there's no pressure. But it's tactical apparently

We’re not exactly making a great pitch for a (good) new coach, hey?

2 minutes ago, In Gawn we Trust said:

Why sub out McDonald when Howes is getting towelled up

Because Howes needs the game time. Pretty hard task to play on a red hot Gunston who is getting silver service.

McDonald had no real match up. He would get killed for speed by Gunston as seen with May who is quicker.


1 minute ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

We’re not exactly making a great pitch for a (good) new coach, hey?

Nah the new coach needs a challenge in their life. Can't make it to easy for them

39 minutes ago, DeeNA said:

As much as I love Kossie.. since Goody has been sacked, he has looked kinda disinterested. One armed tackles, running past the footy, lack of disposal care.. Lucky we signed him up for life when we did…

You win POTY.

3 minutes ago, In Gawn we Trust said:

Didn’t the commentators say it was tactical? I must’ve missed the injury

AFL app stated injury

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We have had more inside 50s! I don’t believe it. Of course all entries are just hack long kicks too easy to predict.

Skill levels are embarrassing. Simple marks dropped, panic handballs, one arm pathetic tackles, hoofs up the line, not tracking opponents at throw-ins….

Some of the kids atrocious - jvr, howes, sparrow, sharp absolute garbage.

JVR is a total bust - he’s not going to make it because he’s a wimp. His dropped mark when no-one near him for 10m sums him up.

This team needs rebuilt - it’s done.


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