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Show some pride MFC and have a dip. This is a pathetic display. Next seasonโ€™s membership renewal is looking pretty grim if they are going to dish up more of this slop in the 2nd half๐Ÿคฎ

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I love that we are trying some new positions as you learn things. I have already seen enough of the Bowey at half forward. Can we please get him back at half back off the back of the stoppages.

Please put Viney to half forward (preferably to pressure and not get the ball) and move Rivers into the middle.

Better quarter effort wise and once we put Howes to Gunston but we are just being shown up by a slick outfit with something to play for.

4 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Free kicks can be paid after the siren when the play is dead???

Shouldโ€™ve paid 50 m as well. That wouldโ€™ve shut them up.

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Draft, Trade and Free agency board is up!!!!!!!!!!

Also what the [censored] are we doing with Bowey

At the game. There are 4 umpires. 2 are miles away and none of them stand on the skinny side of the ground so they can throw it all you like and nobody sees it. Whoever runs the umpires needs to go.

Better umpiring in the o&m


2 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Free kicks can be paid after the siren when the play is dead???

It was just on the siren. But the umpire should have given the ball straight to petty, not hold onto it & wait for the hawks players to get back. I know he didn't get the distance but give him a chance

Iโ€™m thinking of leaving to get home in time to watch the women play. At least they seem to care.

This margin really flatters us. They missed some gettable shots. Should be 10 goals down.

Would be lovely to see something different in the middle because if we canโ€™t get on top in clearances we will get slaughtered. Giving Hawks first use so they can run and carry and hit targets with precision is not going to work.

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Just now, adonski said:

Draft, Trade and Free agency board is up!!!!!!!!!!

Also what the [censored] are we doing with Bowey

Our best ball user at centre half forward is hard to watch


On this performance we may not get a single applicant for the coaching job.

Perhaps we will then become known as the Melbourne Diabolicals.

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

It was just on the siren. But the umpire should have given the ball straight to petty, not hold onto it & wait for the hawks players to get back. I know he didn't get the distance but give him a chance

If the free is paid and they're wrestling with the kicker - shouldn't that be 50m?

Wouldnโ€™t be a bad idea to swap Turner forward and JVR back.

Also, this is the perfect match where they should have had 4 substitute umpires on the bench. At least three of them shouldโ€™ve been dragged by now. Have an umpires coach on the bench and take them through the vision to see the error of their ways.

Look are we surprised? Look at what the hawks did to the pies last week.

This side is hungry for finals & they can also finish top 4.

We are thinking about 6 months off


2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

It was just on the siren. But the umpire should have given the ball straight to petty, not hold onto it & wait for the hawks players to get back. I know he didn't get the distance but give him a chance

Ah ok, thanks I didnโ€™t see that

We used to get the contested possessions which covered a lot of deficiencies in system and skill. Once we canโ€™t win the ball we look like an under age team playing against a senior team. The Hawks know all they have to do in a contest is handball/throw the ball to the outside and they have guys waiting to receive and run.

Mark Howard is the most biased commentator in have ever heard. Granted the dees are awful but he is absolutely just barracking on the microphone. It couldn't be more one sided if it was a pro Hawks special. Really giving me the [censored]

Just now, Jaded No More said:

This margin really flatters us. They missed some gettable shots. Should be 10 goals down.

Would be lovely to see something different in the middle because if we canโ€™t get on top in clearances we will get slaughtered. Giving Hawks first use so they can run and carry and hit targets with precision is not going to work.

Pickett, Langford, Rivers and Bowey would make this game interesting at centre bounces. We are going to lose, but seeing something different makes this game more interesting.


1 minute ago, BigBadBustling said:

If the free is paid and they're wrestling with the kicker - shouldn't that be 50m?

Yep & luke bruest was also on the field meaning the hawks had an extra player. If the interchange stewards were alert they should have paid 50

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2 minutes ago, ucanchoose said:

Our best ball user at centre half forward is hard to watch

Thank God we wonโ€™t have to suffer this [censored] coaching next season.


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