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Just now, Jaded No More said:

The lack of umpiring consistency is the single greatest problem facing this competition

Spot on. There was a Carlton player earlier in the quarter much closer than Chandler and no 50m penalty paid. The umpiring across the whole competition is dreadful.

 
4 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

The protected zone is a joke

No, no, no. The game has never been in better shape 🤣

Jefferson. 0 stats. Not sure how much time he gets, with Petty waiting in the wings.

Though equally true of most of our bottom 6. Tholstrup whatever whatever long term, but for the moment he just doesn't have a feel for it.

 

Why is it that the umpires never miss the the free kicks for our opponents? Doesn't matter who we're playing - umpires never miss it.

This protected zone thing is making me want to walk away from this game.


24 turnovers in a quarter is inexcusable.

 
Just now, bing181 said:

Jefferson. 0 stats. Not sure how much time he gets, with Petty waiting in the wings.

Though equally true of most of our bottom 6. Tholstrup whatever whatever long term, but for the moment he just doesn't have a feel for it.

Jefferson is a dud


2 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Spot on. There was a Carlton player earlier in the quarter much closer than Chandler and no 50m penalty paid. The umpiring across the whole competition is dreadful.

Just against some clubs and especially us.

Great... great tackle kolt

2 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Spot on. There was a Carlton player earlier in the quarter much closer than Chandler and no 50m penalty paid. The umpiring across the whole competition is dreadful.

Just against some clubs and especially us.

1 minute ago, ijustwannaseeaflag said:

Jefferson is a dud

He hasn't had too much opportunity yet.


There's distinct lack of leg speed in this team outside of Koz, Sharp and to a lessor degree Bowsa & Lingers


Bit harsh on Jeffo not great conditions for a big guy. Not sure Petty would be any better

 

Cough the ball up / fumble / fall over far too often

Sorry fellow demonlanders. I think the umpiring could be my fault.

I laughed seeing Nathan Williamson in the wet and wind in Launceston and enjoyed knowing he wasn’t officiating our match.

Who knew there were more inconsistent blind halfwits in the ranks.


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