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It’s Game Day, and the Demons are back on the road with a massive challenge ahead — facing the reigning premiers, the Brisbane Lions, at their Gabba fortress. The Lions are licking their wounds after a shock draw in Tasmania last week, while Melbourne’s season hangs in the balance. Can the Dees defy the odds and pull off a miracle to keep their razor thin finals hopes alive?

 
16 minutes ago, Trisul2 said:

Demon charm

Carn the Narm

Right said Fred

Fritatas head

Are you for real???

 
1 minute ago, DeeBlood said:

Are you for real???

It is now early Sunday. I've been out celebrating a friends birthday. I'm not sure what your point is, and don't really care.

Edit: Now that you've deleted your earlier poetic post that I was posting in response to

Edited by Trisul2

Breakfast bounce for me at 7.20am. Bad news for me as in- laws are staying overnight and in am on chef duty with pannenkoken.

…… and then they will want to talk…

I hate that.


10 goal losss coming up!

2 hours ago, CHF said:

Breakfast bounce for me at 7.20am. Bad news for me as in- laws are staying overnight and in am on chef duty with pannenkoken.

…… and then they will want to talk…

I hate that.

Eet smakelijk CHF.

4 hours ago, Trisul2 said:

It is now early Sunday. I've been out celebrating a friends birthday. I'm not sure what your point is, and don't really care.

Edit: Now that you've deleted your earlier poetic post that I was posting in response to

I haven’t been out celebrating a friend’s birthday but I find your poem funny 😄

 
8 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I haven’t been out celebrating a friend’s birthday but I find your poem funny 😄

your up early little spook

Can’t see Brisbane beating us even if everything goes right for them. We’ve winners on every line. Expect Petracca, Langford and Max to dominate. Dee’s by 22

Edited by Roost it far


16 minutes ago, ghost who walks said:

your up early little spook

I sure am, big spook.

On my way to the airport. Gonna see our beloved Dees have a fair crack today and just like Geelong and Freo we’re gonna unexpectedly win on the road!

YEAH THE MIGHTY DEES!!!

PS how bloody good was last night’s demolition of Essendon?!?!?! Me and my fellow nuffie cheer squad buddy watched the first half at Young and Jackson’s and the second half at the Duke Of Wellington and this morning we’re counting our blessings that we didn’t get our heads punched in 😂 Essendon fans have no sense of humour 😅

Geez Louise I’m not thinking straight… Geelong winning wasn’t unexpected at all coz Port 🤭

Edited by Ghostwriter

14 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I sure am, big spook.

On my way to the airport. Gonna see our beloved Dees have a fair crack today and just like Geelong and Freo we’re gonna unexpectedly win on the road!

YEAH THE MIGHTY DEES!!!

PS how bloody good was last night’s demolition of Essendon?!?!?! Me and my fellow nuffie cheer squad buddy watched the first half at Young and Jackson’s and the second half at the Duke Of Wellington and this morning we’re counting our blessings that we didn’t get our heads punched in 😂 Essendon fans have no sense of humour 😅

lucky socks ,spare pack of cigs ,3 redbulls .Check list

1 minute ago, ghost who walks said:

lucky socks ,spare pack of cigs ,3 redbulls .Check list

And that’s just the first quarter 🤭

I’m front row flogging today, I’ll need 3 Red Bulls just to lift the friggen thing!

Edited by Ghostwriter

We average 22 scoring shots a game this year.

Imagine, in a parallel universe, if today we respect our set shots a little and end up with a score line of 13.9 rather than the 7.15 that we’ll actually score. The last quarter might end up interesting.

I’ve supported our mighty Dees for 70+ years, and even through our darkest of times, I’ve always been optimistic. That ain’t gonna change now! ❤️💙

Based on no logic at all, I’m going for us to keep a ‘flicker of hope alive in 25’.

Dees to fall over the line by 4 points.


11 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

I’ve supported our mighty Dees for 70+ years, and even through our darkest of times, I’ve always been optimistic. That ain’t gonna change now! ❤️💙

Based on no logic at all, I’m going for us to keep a ‘flicker of hope alive in 25’.

Dees to fall over the line by 4 points.

Go redleggers!

Here's hoping we're seven goals up at 3qtr time 🤞

Dees by 10 pts.Players to wash in nappy sand at 3/4 time because it prevents 'fade'.

13 minutes ago, junk said:

Dees by 10 pts.Players to wash in nappy sand at 3/4 time because it prevents 'fade'.

Oh, I assumed it was to clean the players shorts after [censored] ting themselves in front of goal again

6 hours ago, picket fence said:

10 goal losss coming up!

About where I peg it too.

Don't want it, just what is.


I think we’ll acquit ourselves well but getting the W at the home of the premiers is a tall order particularly as they put in a mulligan against north last time out. They won’t be as complacent today.

Lions by 30. Hope I’m wrong of course

Lions by 600 with Langford to solidify himself as the rising star and future champion of the game

 

I wont be listening to Goodwins after match presser, I have all the learnings I need for now.

3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

Can’t see Brisbane beating us even if everything goes right for them. We’ve winners on every line. Expect Petracca, Langford and Max to dominate. Dee’s by 22

Wish I could agree but here's hoping.

The excitement factor for me will be watching Langford.

And as usual Kozzie.


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