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NON-MFC: Round 07

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Swans have kicked 1 behind to the Suns 10.6

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Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

Are we seeing the end of the Swans' run or are GCS very good.

GCS certainly had the corridor game working in Q3

Losing Armartey has really hurt the Swannettes, although they were playing well in the first half

This is an incredible turnaround….

 

This Swans-Suns game is becoming a worry.

Swans may need some extra draft picks.

And I don't like to be the bearer of bad news, but if Geelong and Hawthorn also win today, we're probably out of running for the top-4. 3 wins and percentage on at least two sides is a big ask.

Top 8 still wide open, of course. ;)

O’Sullivan for the Cats is going to be a superstar. Would be very handy in our backline.


GCS look really fit and just continue to run and run in the last quarter which is very different to how we play in the last quarter.

22 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

This Swans-Suns game is becoming a worry.

Swans may need some extra draft picks.

And I don't like to be the bearer of bad news, but if Geelong and Hawthorn also win today, we're probably out of running for the top-4. 3 wins and percentage on at least two sides is a big ask.

Top 8 still wide open, of course. ;)

Top 4 bloody hell u r optimistic LG. At this stage I would be happy for us to play 4 quarters first.

17 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Tonight's game raised an interesting grammatical problem.

"No Bontempelli; No Bulldogs."

Is basically sound. Or at least accepted as a convention. But...

"Yes Bontempelli; Yes Bulldogs."

T'is a weird one.

Nice on - I guess here "no" is being used as a determiner, as in "not any" or "absence of", not as an exclamation to denote a negative response. "Yes" is not the opposing determiner for no - instead we could go with something like

"Absent Bont; absent Bulldogs"

versus

"Present Bont; present Bulldogs."

 

He's a good player but I dislike Curnow. He's got peak "Carlton wannabe" vibes about him.

Cats putting in their [censored] performance against Carlton of all clubs.


Really interesting season. Apart from Pies and Lions, anyone can win or lose on any given day. More than any other season, pressure is playing an even bigger part on scoring. Blues looking very good, which I hate. Their pressure, defence, and 1%ers are top grade against the Cats today.

Season is wide open still

You only have to be 1% off

Will Jeeelong come home strong?? They have in games so far this year

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1 hour ago, gs77 said:

Nice on - I guess here "no" is being used as a determiner, as in "not any" or "absence of", not as an exclamation to denote a negative response. "Yes" is not the opposing determiner for no - instead we could go with something like

"Absent Bont; absent Bulldogs"

versus

"Present Bont; present Bulldogs."

Mathematically, "The Bulldogs" is a set contained within the set which is "The Bontempelli."

The Venn diagram would be a smaller circle inside a larger circle.

Realistically, there was only one way the Hawks would lose to the Eagles, and a start of 2.8 has briefly opened that door.

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Season is wide open still

You only have to be 1% off

Will Jeeelong come home strong?? They have in game so far this year

I usually mute the commentary these days as I find it insufferable. Thought I’d listen to the Geelong Blues game today just for a change but seriously Dwayne Russell is just the worst. His stupid one line planned puns are so embarrassing. How does he still get a gig???? Back to my music I think.


6 minutes ago, Big Gun said:

I usually mute the commentary these days as I find it insufferable. Thought I’d listen to the Geelong Blues game today just for a change but seriously Dwayne Russell is just the worst. His stupid one line planned puns are so embarrassing. How does he still get a gig???? Back to my music I think.

I have Brayshaw and Jab Watson

Carlton got a very good run from the umps today

1 minute ago, Disco InTurno said:

Came here to say the same thing. Just shocking.

front on contact wtf? no on eyes on the footy just took him out and play on


Nothing more insufferable than Carlton fans when they’re on a winning roll.

2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Losing Armartey has really hurt the Swannettes, although they were playing well in the first half

This is an incredible turnaround….

McDonald Papley Gulden Taylor and Mills too

They’ll be back in top 4 next year

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Does Harley Reid just play well against us?

8 touches

8 clangers

4 free kicks against

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Does Harley Reid just play well against us?

8 touches

8 clangers

4 free kicks against

We will find out….

I want full pressure from the Demons next weekend

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