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GAMEDAY: Rd 03 vs Gold Coast

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great looping handballs inside D50, what could go wrong.

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Pleased this new game plan will make us more attacking and exciting to watch.

Landford looks a mile off it, just wants a cheap handball every time he has the ball.

 
1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

I've missed the first quarter.

Who is injured pleas,,?

Lindsay.

How the [censored] was that holding the ball?

The ball wasn’t even in his hands. He knocked it out when he grabbed him.


Langford makes a pretty poor blunder....but he's a first year player and that's normal.

He hangs his head and looks dejected...

But no-one comes up to give him an encouraging pat on the bum or a small dose of encouragement. And so he's allowed to stew in his feeling of failure.

And that is how you create a long -lasting ****ty team culture

 
2 minutes ago, seventyfour said:

Landford looks a mile off it, just wants a cheap handball every time he has the ball.

Look again.

Langford actually got some space on Miller then. And then a nice kick to Melky. He’ll get some confidence from that.


Old man melks showing some poise

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Just now, BDA said:

Old man melks showing some poise

he’s a good footballer

We have to work the whole quarter to grind out a goal, suns get one within 30 secs, gee its a tale as old as time


Appalling umpiring

Perhaps next week at training we could practice tackling in the hope that they may actually stick without the opposition breaking them so often.

Looks like it’s free kick Gold Coast.

Rowell was holding the ball, but no call. Doesn’t suit their narrative.

4 minutes ago, croydick said:

you said you predicted the sub because our forwards stink, really implies you thought it was because of poor playing, not injury.

They do play poorly.

For a long time.

Jake who I called for just booted a magnificent major.

I'm struggling to understand what you are saying.

Do you think our fwds are playing well?

Not being argumentative here just trying to figure your comment out.

Tx.

Regardless of who is injured I claimed Jake should have been included as the best rather than the sub.

Our fwd line has struggled since he went down 18 months ago.

[censored] me, the kicking sometimes...


What's happened to Trent Rivers?

Just now, DeeSince73 said:

Perhaps next week at training we could practice tackling in the hope that they may actually stick without the opposition breaking them so often.

To busy playing soccer, spreadingthe love, having fun

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Good eye-lowering there by Langdon. JVR christ stick a mark.

Frittas kicking used to be super reliable.

It's gone straight down the dunny.


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