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NON-MFC: Opening Round 2025

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15 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

The homeless are such a fickle bunch of subhumans. 🤣

 

 

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Sounds familiar. See also: Demonland GameDay thread. 

Is the Derk injured or still can’t get a game with all talls out?

 
3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Is the Derk injured or still can’t get a game with all talls out?

Everyone's second favourite American?


Daicos lets ball go in tackle then gets a hold free. The fix is on early this year. 

 

Brown from GWS can't catch a cold, but boy he can play. He is going to destroy some oppo defences this year. 

But that Callaghan - wow. 

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

I really hope Maynard loses his mind during this game….

what mind?

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

I really hope Maynard loses his mind during this game….

5 years too late SWYL. His last brain cell took the last train a long time ago. 


1 minute ago, Rossmillan said:

Any coincidence GWS dominating the end of both quarters - superior fitness?

I am actually happy we play GW$ first up. 
if we play the old static style of the last 2-3 years, we will get murdered 

We have to be innovative and proactive next week

3 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

what mind?

If he decks someone in the 2nd half i shall be mildly entertained!!

I'm always happy when Bedford does something good. That was a nice classic long popped-up-for-a-contest kick there. He's just in that space, like James Jordon, where he kind of had to leave us for the sake of his career so it would be petulant to hate him, and he has been good enough to deserve having that career, but not so great that I feel bitter that we lost them or fear it will come back to bite us.

 

 

Storm are smashing the Eels, turning into a pleasant afternoon

We’ve been told Perryman’s playing against his old side only a handful of times. Where’s BT when you need monotonous repetition?!


Cracking game

Plenty of niggle, blokes flying back with the flight. Even the coaches giving it to each other on the bench which was great footage

Hope the Giants get up

12 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Toby Bedford was a big loss

He has improved so much over the last couple of years. His leg speed would have been invaluable for us. GWS are a quick side , I hope we can match them. 

50 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

That new scoring banner on Fox is appalling 

Wow. How does that pass the execs…

Steve Crawley, the 65 plus year old exec in charge, quoted in the Age: “I am happy that you can actually read the graphic”

i re-read this sentence as it means: “I am happy that I can actually read the graphic”

 

Would Membrey check his buzzer?

He’ll pop up with the occasional 3-4 goal game but goes absent far too often 

Come on giants.   Don’t fuvk up now !

 


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