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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 10th February 2025

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in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, adonski said:

Anyone checked births, deaths and marriages

Yes, Gawny's got a new bub, Barassi died and Goody got married!

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    We’ve had a few skin infections over the last year or so yeah? Do they share showers with the storm and victory players at aami park?

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    Cal Twomey calling dermatologists to calm you losers down, hope you remember that the next time you skip listening to Gettable. Available on the Apple podcast app or your podcast app of choice.

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    43 minutes ago, adonski said:

     

    Just about dropped to be my knees at Cole’s when I saw “with a foot” 👀😮‍💨

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    55 minutes ago, adonski said:

     

    I have heard this foot infection storey before. Let’s hope he too doesn’t end up In hospital from it. 

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    18 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    drunk too close to touch GIF by Epitaph Records

    Still no word

    stupid kid the cigs will kill him

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    16 hours ago, rpfc said:

    Cal Twomey calling dermatologists to calm you losers down, hope you remember that the next time you skip listening to Gettable. Available on the Apple podcast app or your podcast app of choice.

    @Yossarian - not a Gettable fan? Look it’s not a great listen, and I haven’t since the draft, but the man puts in effort and I appreciate that.

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