Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Christian Petracca

Demonland
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Just wondering if anybody has been following the whole story and could maybe do a précis /readers digest version? 
Last time I saw this thread, it had 22pp – and now it has 72pp. 
Just want to know what the story is with the herbs? And how does Margot Robbie fit into this?
Cheers

  • Quote
    • Haha 4
     
    1 minute ago, Roost it far said:

    Maybe Chandler's out as well?

    Pleased to see someone pushing MFCSS to new heights.😀

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
     
    19 minutes ago, adonski said:

    Spill ya guts

    It's tantalising isn't it

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    8 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

    Just wondering if anybody has been following the whole story and could maybe do a précis /readers digest version? 

    The posts referring to herbs hint strongly at what is playing out here.

    They are a veiled reference to the eleven secret herbs and spices used by KFC and an obvious clue that Tracc will be traded to the Bulldogs and part of the deal is that we get Ryley Sanders and Jack Macrae (#11) in return.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Thanks 1
    • Haha 7
    2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    The posts referring to herbs hint strongly at what is playing out here.

    They are a veiled reference to the eleven secret herbs and spices used by KFC and an obvious clue that Tracc will be traded to the Bulldogs and part of the deal is that we get Ryley Sanders and Jack Macrae (#11) in return.

    So it wasn’t a vealed reference then?

    That’s good.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     
    34 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Chin is his coriander dealer, he's cutting him in on the social media profits from the dishes he makes with it.

    It’s actually Chin apologising for mistakingly selling Trac parsley instead of coriander. Easy mistake to make. 

  • Quote
    • Haha 4
    1 minute ago, DiscoStu17 said:

    So it wasn’t a vealed reference then?

    Nah, there's no hint of a calf injury.

  • Quote
    • Haha 4
    • Clap 2

    18 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

    Just wondering if anybody has been following the whole story and could maybe do a précis /readers digest version? 
    Last time I saw this thread, it had 22pp – and now it has 72pp. 
    Just want to know what the story is with the herbs? And how does Margot Robbie fit into this?
    Cheers

    We're discussing Trac's salad days Stu. 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 2
    2 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

    It’s actually Chin apologising for mistakingly selling Trac parsley instead of coriander. Easy mistake to make. 

    Chin should loose his licence by doing such Rookie mistake. Leaf shape is different and even more so the smell. 😉

    I may offer him some training as coriander (aka cilantro) is the bread and butter of Mexican cuisine.

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
    • Clap 1
    19 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Every Melbourne supporter

    Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

    On my fifth cup of coffee to try and calm down

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1
    1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    We are not able to discuss it on this Forum 

    And i have been asked to not say anymore than i have, unlike Morris 

    Just write a totally unrelated allegory and we’ll put the rest together. I’ll start it:

    There was once a little android named CP5…

  • Quote
    • Clap 1

    I’m running out of herb puns

    I might keep my (garlic) powder dry and hang up my spice rack

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Clap 1

    1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    We are not able to discuss it on this Forum 

    And i have been asked to not say anymore than i have, unlike Morris 

    I think that's why people are annoyed at Tracc, because Morris keeps reporting on this and it's assumed he's getting leaks from somewhere. It's not nice to hear your star player might want to leave and might be discussing this with the media.

  • Quote
    • Clap 1

    Well I'm still confused. Has he cracked it because players are questioning him & his commitment.  

    Or has he cracked it because we didn't go so well on the field, even though he wouldn't have participated in finals anyway.

    After his injury did the club & players not check to see how he was doing? 

  • Quote
    • Sad 1
    1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

    Kate Roffey's silence on this whole saga is slightly disturbing.

    The President has no place in talking about individual players 

  • Quote
    • Like 7
    • Thanks 1
    • Clap 1
    6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I’m running out of herb puns

    I might keep my (garlic) powder dry and hang up my spice rack

    Keep it with the oliver oil.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 1
    • Author
    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    Well I'm still confused. Has he cracked it because players are questioning him & his commitment.  

    Or has he cracked it because we didn't go so well on the field, even though he wouldn't have participated in finals anyway.

    After his injury did the club & players not check to see how he was doing? 

    Nothing has been officially revealed but it has been surmised that all of the above factors are involved to some degree or another.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    Well I'm still confused. Has he cracked it because players are questioning him & his commitment.  

    Or has he cracked it because we didn't go so well on the field, even though he wouldn't have participated in finals anyway.

    After his injury did the club & players not check to see how he was doing? 

    I don't know anything or anyone. But based on what is being inferred by other posters apparently"in the know", I assume that he feels that there were special allowances given to other players based on their personal issues or situations that he wasn't afforded when he himself had a life threatening injury. 

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

    IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough however  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a late  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

     

     

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 12
    • Vomit 5
    3 minutes ago, Ferghus31 said:

    Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

    IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough however  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a late  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

     

     

    Thank you Craig McRae

  • Quote
    • Like 7
    • Haha 16
     
    3 minutes ago, Ferghus31 said:

    Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

    IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough however  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a late  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

     

     

    You're kidding 🤣

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 2
    1 minute ago, Little Richard said:

    You're kidding 🤣

    I literally cannot stop laughing at the thought that Melbourne would trade Christian Petracca for Beau McCreery and pocket change

    It sounds like an Adrian Dodoro offer

  • Quote
    • Like 5

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #42 Aidan Johnson

      The VFL premiership player was recruited from Werribee to alleviate Melbourne’s forward line woes and give a chop out in the ruck, but he managed only five senior matches in his first season at the club. At times, he was a dominant force at VFL level.

      • 19 replies
      Demonland

    • 2025 Player Reviews: #44 Luker Kentfield

      An exciting young key forward, Kentfield was selected in the 2024 mid-season draft but has yet to make his AFL debut. He was sidelined by a severe bout of pneumonia over the summer, which consequently limited his pre-season. Upon his return a month into the season, he commenced in defence but ultimately impressed with his progress at Casey, particularly in the latter part of the season as a strong marking goal kicking forward.

      • 13 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: West Coast

      Melbourne’s response to last week’s heartbreak was emphatic, as the Demons delivered a statement win over West Coast at a windswept Casey Fields. All of the pre-match hype surrounded the coach’s box matchup of Mick Stinear up against his apprentice, Daisy Pearce along with the gloomy weather forecast. In the end, it was less about tactical chess and more about Melbourne’s relentless execution. With rain looming, the DeeArmy and early birds snapped up the best undercover viewing spots.

      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: West Coast

      Epic battle alert.  This Sunday, Casey Fields hosts a coach’s showdown pitting the wits of the master Mick Stinear (92 games, 71.7% win rate) against his protégé Daisy Pearce (16 games, 43.8%). Still early in her coaching journey, Daisy’s record doesn’t yet reflect her impact — but she’s already the best-performed coach at West Coast.Dais’ is mythic.  Like Katniss Everdeen, everyone either wants to kiss her, kill her (sporting metaphor) or be her.  Toothers Daisy Pearce is a role model, someone admired for their heart, humility and humour.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Port Adelaide

      Well, that was a shock. The Demons 4-game unbeaten run came to a grinding halt in a tense, scrappy affair at the sunny, windy Alberton Oval, with the Power holding on for a 2-point win. The Dees had their chances—plenty of them—but couldn't convert when it mattered most. Port’s tackling pressure rattled the Dees, triggering a fumble frenzy and surprising lack of composure from seasoned players.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Steven King

      The Melbourne Football Club has selected a new coach for the 2026 season appointing Geelong Football Club assistant coach Steven King to the head role.

        • Like
      • 1,062 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.