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19 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

This thread speaks to the emotional stability of Melbourne supporters

And herbs ðŸŒŋ

Who knew? ðŸŠī 

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    1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Did you notice how well the Midfield functioned on Saturday when a certain player wasn’t there?

    Leave Tommy Sparrow out of this.

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    1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Wowâ€Ķ

    some of the Comments made on this thread are truly disgraceful 

    CP5 is our one and only Norm Smith Medalist, who could have died wearing the MFC Jumper earlier this year. 

    It’s obvious most of you don’t know what went on last offseason and to what extent. 
    There are bridges to mend, not just from CP5

    Did you notice how well the Midfield functioned on Saturday when a certain player wasn’t there?

    Pack of Vulturesâ€Ķ

    Think we all want what is best for our club... some are more privy to information than others, so if you wish to elaborate??

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    Just now, Rednblueriseing said:

    Think we all want what is best for our club... some are more privy to information than others, so if you wish to elaborate??

    We are not able to discuss it on this Forum 

    And i have been asked to not say anymore than i have, unlike Morris 

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    34 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    In case you haven't seen @WalkingCivilWar training thread here is her exclusive photo of Tracc at training today.

    Screenshot 2024-08-19 at 13-10-01 TRAINING Monday 19th August 2024 - Melbourne Demons - Demonland.png

    So the entire playing group have turned their backs on him except Chin?

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    5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Wowâ€Ķ

    some of the Comments made on this thread are truly disgraceful 

    CP5 is our one and only Norm Smith Medalist, who could have died wearing the MFC Jumper earlier this year. 

    It’s obvious most of you don’t know what went on last offseason and to what extent. 
    There are bridges to mend, not just from CP5

    Did you notice how well the Midfield functioned on Saturday when a certain player wasn’t there?

    Pack of Vulturesâ€Ķ

    Oh please, Clarry was not a problem when he won back to back coaches awards, or 4 B&Fs or 3 AAs

    There are for sure issues that need to be worked out on both sides, nobody has ever denied it. To every story there are 3 sides.

    But supporters of this club have a right to feel aggrieved when a well paid leader of the club chooses to air dirty laundry in public via Tom goddamn Morris, as do his teammates.

    And please stop coming on here and pretending like you are the only one with 'inside' information about what went on in the last off season. You'd be surprised who knows what around here.

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    4 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    So the entire playing group have turned their backs on him except Chin?

    Chin is his coriander dealer, he's cutting him in on the social media profits from the dishes he makes with it.

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    4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Oh please, Clarry was not a problem when he won back to back coaches awards, or 4 B&Fs or 3 AAs

    There are for sure issues that need to be worked out on both sides, nobody has ever denied it. To every story there are 3 sides.

    But supporters of this club have a right to feel aggrieved when a well paid leader of the club chooses to air dirty laundry in public via Tom goddamn Morris, as do his teammates.

    And please stop coming on here and pretending like you are the only one with 'inside' information about what went on in the last off season. You'd be surprised who knows what around here.

    I certainly know more about it than youâ€Ķ

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    4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Oh please, Clarry was not a problem when he won back to back coaches awards, or 4 B&Fs or 3 AAs

    There are for sure issues that need to be worked out on both sides, nobody has ever denied it. To every story there are 3 sides.

    But supporters of this club have a right to feel aggrieved when a well paid leader of the club chooses to air dirty laundry in public via Tom goddamn Morris, as do his teammates.

    And please stop coming on here and pretending like you are the only one with 'inside' information about what went on in the last off season. You'd be surprised who knows what around here.

    Can we lift the veal of secrecy? I don't know a god damn thing and I hate it. Can we call a 24 hour MFC secrecy amnesty? 

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    Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

    I certainly know more about it than youâ€Ķ

    Do you? or do I just choose to keep my big noting to myself? 

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    1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Can we lift the veal of secrecy? I don't know a god damn thing and I hate it. Can we call a 24 hour MFC secrecy amnesty? 

    Veal goes well with coriander I hear

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    5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Oh please, Clarry was not a problem when he won back to back coaches awards, or 4 B&Fs or 3 AAs

    There are for sure issues that need to be worked out on both sides, nobody has ever denied it. To every story there are 3 sides.

    But supporters of this club have a right to feel aggrieved when a well paid leader of the club chooses to air dirty laundry in public via Tom goddamn Morris, as do his teammates.

    And please stop coming on here and pretending like you are the only one with 'inside' information about what went on in the last off season. You'd be surprised who knows what around here.

    Don't forget 4 x Demonland Player of the Year awards Jaded!

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    2 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Can we lift the veal of secrecy? I don't know a god damn thing and I hate it. Can we call a 24 hour MFC secrecy amnesty? 

    All in good thyme Gawndy. 

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    Kate Roffey's silence on this whole saga is slightly disturbing.

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    15 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Wowâ€Ķ

    some of the Comments made on this thread are truly disgraceful 

    CP5 is our one and only Norm Smith Medalist, who could have died wearing the MFC Jumper earlier this year. 

    It’s obvious most of you don’t know what went on last offseason and to what extent. 
    There are bridges to mend, not just from CP5

    Did you notice how well the Midfield functioned on Saturday when a certain player wasn’t there?

    Pack of Vulturesâ€Ķ

    Spill ya guts

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    9 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    So the entire playing group have turned their backs on him except Chin?

    Small detail but I would’ve put him in a red shirt todayâ€Ķ

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    45 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    In case you haven't seen @WalkingCivilWar training thread here is her exclusive photo of Tracc at training today.

    Screenshot 2024-08-19 at 13-10-01 TRAINING Monday 19th August 2024 - Melbourne Demons - Demonland.png

    Tom Morris is in a rubbish bin to the left just outside of the photo. He would be hiding in the portaloo if if the club were allowed to have toilets adjacent to the oval, instead of being forced to use the public toilets along Swan St much to the displeasure of Demon fans.

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    3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Kate Roffey silence on this whole saga is slightly disturbing.

    Wasn’t that her back on page 63.38 asking for some info??

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    It's been about 5 hours since I found out Trac was meeting with the players today, where are you Tom Morris?

    I expected a full rundown of the minutes of the meeting, accompanied by an interpretive dance by now.

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    3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

    Kate Roffey silence on this whole saga is slightly disturbing.

    She came out of the rooms after the Gold Coast game and came near the players bus where everyone was waiting and was looking for her sister, not one person said anything back to her. You could feel the awkwardness. 

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    Ablett bailed on Geelong in 2010. They got smashed by Collingwood in the prelim, and after four great years it looked like it might be over with their aging stars.

    Turn the page to 2011, Hawkins finally gets going and has an amazing Grand Final, while Duncan and Christiansen had a few really important moments. They win another one.

     

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    21 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Wowâ€Ķ

    some of the Comments made on this thread are truly disgraceful 

    CP5 is our one and only Norm Smith Medalist, who could have died wearing the MFC Jumper earlier this year. 

    It’s obvious most of you don’t know what went on last offseason and to what extent. 
    There are bridges to mend, not just from CP5

    Did you notice how well the Midfield functioned on Saturday when a certain player wasn’t there?

    Pack of Vulturesâ€Ķ

    Yeah guys, stop picking on Trac.  Disgraceful

    Pick on Clarry instead

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    I'd love Trac to stay and retire here. But, he is in his prime and his value is likely never going to be higher at the trade table.

    If he's really that unhappy, and a deal can be stuck for fair value, then I guess let's reload with kids and see if we can get back to the top of the mountain. 

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    13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Veal goes well with coriander I hear

    i would site autocorrect, but the real story is primed for a Tom Morris exclusive.

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