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I'm not sure footy is relaxing for me.

I mean I'm deliberating about my fourth whiskey.

 
 

Why is Billings on the ground and Melk is sub!!!!!

 

Get Melk on now,Billings off


 
Just now, Jack7 said:

Why is Billings on the ground and Melk is sub!!!!!

 

Get Melk on now,Billings off

Billing not too bad but Goody wake up and get milk on.

Please you intractable coach 


Clarry turnover led to the goal. He’s a liability at the moment 


Just now, At the break of Gawn said:

I’d absolutely sub Oliver off 

Gotta sub him now!!!

7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I'm not sure footy is relaxing for me.

I mean I'm deliberating about my fourth whiskey.

I find it more relaxing when we're no good.
Like now.
No expectation.

 

Edited by Fork 'em


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Sub Oliver, it's ugly 

He is a turnover merchant.

It's like watching Joe Biden talk.

 
Just now, leave it to deever said:

He is a turnover merchant.

It's like watching Joe Biden talk.

He can't get out of 2nd gear either. Barely seen him leave the centre square/wing 

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

He is a turnover merchant.

It's like watching Joe Biden talk.

Or listening to Harris.


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