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3 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Aaah Max, you kick one of those 60m goals once a year.

About one in ten attempts

Nearly the same frequency as Koz’s specky attempts 😂

Edited by deegirl

 
 
Just now, leave it to deever said:

Thank you for calling it out.

I'd add Billings to that.

Done well with some youngsters but those others were way off.

 

Billings, McAdam, Fullerton, Schache, Hunter, Tomlinson, Kentfield.

If that's 'depth', we are swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool


1 minute ago, loges said:

There needs to be a lot of changes in the off season starting with assistant coaches.

Starting with that guy with the funny last name that is coaching our mids.

I wonder if Yze would be interested to come back? We can give the other guy back to Richmond.

Oh well. At least we keep going higher up the draft order with these poo performances and hopefully get some talent. Will make our draw a little easier too. This season can GAGF.

 

Nobody is blaming the umps for the loss but they are [censored] terrible. Anyone who says otherwise has no clue.

1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

I mean,we’re probably loading?

Toading.

It's a cross between loading and tanking


Big Clean out of the Football Department 

Coaches and players need to change

Empires rise and fall.

The dogs star has shone again.

Maybe we will next year.

Need some savvy recruiting this time in terms of second hand players.

And a lot on our list need to pull their fingers out.

And some good luck. Some big injuries this year and all the wrong times.

We live in hope as Dees fans again I guess.

This season can go and get ....

Including the umps 

2025 here we come.

 


5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

The ARC is the real winner tonight 

Moreover, that goal umpire who cannot make a decision without referring to the ARC. Poos his dacks every time. Seeking a sponsorship deal with Depends

Edited by Moonshadow

Hard to see us finishing above 13th. Given that I hope the Saints somehow go past us. With Josh Battle likely off to the Hawks good chance StKilda will get Band one compensation putting us two spots further back in the draft. Can't do anything about the Tige's.

Everything Kosi touches turns to gold 

3 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Starting with that guy with the funny last name that is coaching our mids.

I wonder if Yze would be interested to come back? We can give the other guy back to Richmond.

It's been less than 12 months. Surely the deal is still under warranty?


7 minutes ago, BDA said:

That’s a wrap for me. Boomers game about to start 

Giannis Antetokounmpo looking unstoppable like prime Bont. We are in trouble :laugh:

Edited by John Demonic

1 minute ago, wizardinoz said:

Jeffo forward would have been more competitive than TMac.

Kicked 4 in a VFL team well beaten today. Surely it's his time

1 minute ago, layzie said:

We need to add talent to this list. Gun midfielder now 

Two more mids

Another goal sneak

Two solid tall fwds.

 

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