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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs GWS

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20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sir WYL is more into indecent sports bars loges 

I have 3-4 that i know, all in close proximity 

 
46 minutes ago, M_9 said:

Ah, the old 'poll' position. How're you going to vote?

From the resident pedant!

Pendants should take a prozac and chill. This is the internet and a thing called predictive text

 
33 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Will be lucky to get 20,000 tonight. Weather is appalling, trains again not working and MCG carpark is closed. Oh and we are playing GWS. 

Could be as low as 16000

Sounds like I'll have all of N53 to myself tonight. Which is good because my regular seat is right on the drip line. 


this is the exact sort of game where they should just shunt everyone into southern stand so it doesn't look so empty on the broadcast side

gonna be a small crowd tonite, but we'll cheer loud when the dees win

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34 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Pendants should take a prozac and chill. This is the internet and a thing called predictive text

Lighten up mate. You must be fun too bee around.

9 minutes ago, M_9 said:

Lighten up mate. You must be fun too bee around.

Interesting

 
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_8447.thumb.jpeg.408586009c83d2693fef32d246560824.jpegl’ll be watching from a distant but far warmer locale in the company of refrocked Demonlander @Sir Why You Little

Dees by 2 points!

I think I bought a “Rolex” in that establishment. 

15 minutes ago, M_9 said:

Lighten up mate. You must be fun too bee around.

 

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Interesting

The (also deliberate) misspelling of ‘too’ is not interesting?


Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

The (also deliberate) misspelling of ‘too’ is not interesting?

My fat fingers could quite swipe over two words. Thank you for the correction.

Now get back to stalking players and coaches before they notice the 100m restraining order in place

Down from Goulburn with a mate and two other locals, that's four more for the crowd number.

Im going.  Its make or break, the boys need to hear my cheer.

Go Dees!

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I might just have to applaud Tom Green tonight…

He said what everyone else is thinking

 

So I take it that free speech is now dead in this country ? 

11 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

My fat fingers could quite swipe over two words. Thank you for the correction.

Now get back to stalking players and coaches before they notice the 100m restraining order in place

Stalking players and coaches is so 2021.

Stalking is only stalking when the stalkee doesn’t know they’re being stalked. And believe me, the players and coaches are all well-aware of my presence. Very well-aware. 😁


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I might just have to applaud Tom Green tonight…

He said what everyone else is thinking

 

Then the AFL Gestapo step in with a reprimand for a player speaking his mind. 

I thought free speech and discussing the state of the game from one of the best young players around might be encouraged 

5 minutes ago, Sydee said:

So I take it that free speech is now dead in this country ? 

Ridiculous huh. They’ve made him delete the comments. Truth hurts, clearly. 

2 hours ago, BDA said:

I hope you gents have a good night. Try not to get arrested.

It's what memories are made of.

56 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Sounds like I'll have all of N53 to myself tonight. Which is good because my regular seat is right on the drip line. 

We will certainly be moving undercover where I assume there will be thousands of seats to choose from. 

9 minutes ago, Sydee said:

So I take it that free speech is now dead in this country ? 

No, not dead, he won't get fined by the police, but the AFL Commish own the game and they set the rules, of which the players have agreed to and signed off on


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sir WYL is more into indecent sports bars loges 

is that so bad

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

We will certainly be moving undercover where I assume there will be thousands of seats to choose from. 

And no queues for a beer or a pie. Gotta look for the positives Jaded. 

2 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

And no queues for a beer or a pie. Gotta look for the positives Jaded. 

I don’t drink or buy food at the footy. But I’ll tell ya this, no queues to the women’s toilets is always a joy at the MCG. 

 
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

l’ll be watching from a distant but far warmer locale in the company of refrocked Demonlander @Sir Why You Little

Dees by 2 points!

So just a couple of cross dressers hanging out in Bangkok? Nothing out of the ordinary, I suppose...


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