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It’s not well-known but the AFL has a ‘Frostbite Rule.’ 🥶 

Tonight when a player comes off under the Frostbite Rule I’ll be waiting on the bench with these…

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😁😁😁
 

We won’t need them since our hands will remain warm from all the clapping and high-fiving throughout tonight’s win 🥳

Dees by Jibba - 14pts

 

GIVE ‘EM HELL DEES!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

 

We looked so good in the wet against Essendon I think it will actually help us tonight 

 
15 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

Because #22 isn't umpiring

Yep .

Not a fan of number 20 either         ( Nichols).

50 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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It’s not well-known but the AFL has a ‘Frostbite Rule.’ 🥶 

Tonight when a player comes off under the Frostbite Rule I’ll be waiting on the bench with these…

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😁😁😁
 

We won’t need them since our hands will remain warm from all the clapping and high-fiving throughout tonight’s win 🥳

Dees by Jibba - 14pts

 

GIVE ‘EM HELL DEES!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

Dont forget to drop one into their jocks.(front)


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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It’s not well-known but the AFL has a ‘Frostbite Rule.’ 🥶 

Tonight when a player comes off under the Frostbite Rule I’ll be waiting on the bench with these…

67899C2A-01EE-439B-9376-9063CA70DEA7.thumb.jpeg.bc52231a996d33e9ba54ed63b56de916.jpeg
 

😁😁😁
 

We won’t need them since our hands will remain warm from all the clapping and high-fiving throughout tonight’s win 🥳

Dees by Jibba - 14pts

 

GIVE ‘EM HELL DEES!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

I almost had my husband convinced to come tonight, then he saw the weather and politely told me to F off. 

We'll win this one.

 

 
4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

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Dees by 2 points!

Indeed, might have a swim before the game….☺️

Shocking weather. Might give this one a miss. Yes I am fairweather.


13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

IMG_8447.thumb.jpeg.408586009c83d2693fef32d246560824.jpegl’ll be watching from a distant but far warmer locale in the company of refrocked Demonlander @Sir Why You Little

Dees by 2 points!

I hope you gents have a good night. Try not to get arrested.

Just now, BDA said:

I hope you gents have a good night. Try not to get arrested.

I actually like to watch everybody else get arrested 

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

... Poll position. Going free. PM me if interested

Go dees!

Ah, the old 'poll' position. How're you going to vote?

From the resident pedant!

38 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Indeed, might have a swim before the game….☺️

Become a yearly sabbatical for you two gents hasn't it?


Have you found a decent sports bar yet?

2 minutes ago, loges said:

Become a yearly sabbatical for you two gents hasn't it?

1 degree is the alternative!!

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Will be lucky to get 20,000 tonight. Weather is appalling, trains again not working and MCG carpark is closed. Oh and we are playing GWS. 

Gee it's going to be a terrible crowd tonight. 

I'm still going, but gee it's tempting to stay home inside with the heating on. 


3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Gee it's going to be a terrible crowd tonight. 

I'm still going, but gee it's tempting to stay home inside with the heating on. 

Don’t do it. You’ll be sad you missed it when we win 

1 hour ago, forever demons said:

Dont forget to drop one into their jocks.(front)

They don’t mark the ball with their yarbles!

We got 20,000 in round 5 2022 against GWS. A Saturday night game after a 28 degree day. The most perfect night for footy coming off a flag.

It would actually be a surprise if we got 20k tonight.

 

 
3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

We got 20,000 in round 5 2022 against GWS. A Saturday night game after a 28 degree day. The most perfect night for footy coming off a flag.

It would actually be a surprise if we got 20k tonight.

 

GWS have got at least 3 more fans since

Gee a few days ago I was enjoying 25 degree sunshine in the UK. 

Now I'm back to this [censored] weather.

Think I'll sit undercover tonight.  

But looking forward to seeing Jake melksham in action. 

I reckon viney will love these conditions tonight 


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