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Bomberblitz is gold, loved this one

"Just apologised to my 12 year old son for โ€œforcingโ€ him to be an Essendon supporter.

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Bombers now setting their sights on pick 6 in the draft.ย 

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Gee Essendon have some....how do I put this....um... unsavory looking players.

Let's just say you want to meet them in a dark lane on the way home tonight.


8 minutes ago, bobby1554 said:

Bomberblitz is gold, loved this one

"Just apologised to my 12 year old son for โ€œforcingโ€ him to be an Essendon supporter.

That kid will probably have their own 12 year old before Essendon win a final.

4 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Bombers now setting their sights on pick 6 in the draft.ย 

Chasing Collingwood's run at pick 4.

It gives me great joy to know that this season we have broken the souls of both Geelong and Essendon. Well, soul-analagous synthetic devices, anyway.

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The Bombers crashing into a hillside is truly wonderful.ย ย  It takes a little gloss off our win over them, but that's a small price to pay.

12 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Bombers in dive spiral

Beautiful to watch them sink lol


Still no sympathy for druggies, will be a lot of resultists after today, Scott will be ask8ng for his AFL job back.

Just put on GC vs Bris. Turned it straight off after hearing Kelli Underwood.ย 

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Imagine a world where Carlton Collingwood and Essendon are out of the 8, make the dream real, just a pity the Cats are on their 13th bloody life.


A Bombers fan threw his scarf onto the ground in disgust.ย 

Essendon has taught me how to be desensitised to disappointment. I also apply this to my love life. Thanks for something I guess?

2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

A Bombers fan threw his scarf onto the ground in disgust.ย 

Yeah just saw it. Fox footy replayed it. I reckon dermott would have loved doing that game.ย  He hates essendonย 


13 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

Imagine a world where Carlton Collingwood and Essendon are out of the 8, make the dream real, just a pity the Cats are on their 13th bloody life.

Probably akin to this theme......

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Thank you Sainters. ย Ross, players , et all

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love your work today

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