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NON-MFC: Round 17

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4 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

What's going on!???

Three pretty straight forward calls against the filth actually paid.

The problem is, the three best umpires are officiating this game, watch the [censored] in the rest of the games

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    I find myself happy to see either team lose. So i’m enjoying the game

    only bad result would be a draw

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    38 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

    Caddy is a bit like Morris but might weigh 10kg less than Jeffo. 
    Just saying.  

    Caddy looks good aside from kicking

    He is far more AFL ready than jefferson

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    I hate Essendon so much ...

    However ...  POS (Maynard), Crisp, Diacos (x3*), De Goey, Howe, Side-ar@e, even 'Pendles', Schultz (he's just annoyting), their disgusting supporters, Triplechins McGuire ... need I go on?

     

    GO BOMBERS !!!

    *I've included the father

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    20 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    What's going on!???

    Three pretty straight forward calls against the filth actually paid.

    The umps have got the armchair out for the bummers now

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    Cue the 4th Q specialist nonsense even though that was last year

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    Amazing game by Merrit so far

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    I can’t wait for one these teams to lose!

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Nick Daicos being third in the Brownlow predictor is gross. 

    he is going at 47% disposal efficiency 

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    4 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

    The problem is, the three best umpires are officiating this game, watch the [censored] in the rest of the games

    We were hoping David Rodan’s  100th game as goal umpire was gonna be our match but it’s this one. (He’s emergency for our match.) We were preparing a handheld banner to congratulate him, won’t be needed now 😭 But when old mate umpire Williamson (No. 22) celebrates a milestone we’ll prepare something for him. It won’t be a handheld banner but it’ll be prepared especially for him MWUHAHAHAHA.

    the little mermaid lol GIF

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    2 of the oldest players in the AFL in top 3 for possessions for Pies with Daicos at 3/4 time.

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    Collingwood took their special 3/4 time juice. They’ll make a comeback. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    I love when Collingwood lose. Almost as much as I love when the Dees win. Now, Maynard to get a career ending injury plz. Deserves nothing less. 

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    Suck [censored] you Pie [censored] [censored]!

    I hate the bombers but i’m taking the joy of the Pies losing

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    What an earth happened to the pies in the 3rd quarter? Couldn't snag a goal

    Sack the forward line coach 👌

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    Hill just shizxenhuisened HIMSELF

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    8 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I can’t wait for one these teams to lose!

    Yeah but that means one of them has to win.

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    3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yeah but that means one of them has to win.

    BUT WCW I JUST HAAAAATE FILTH as much as I hate a visit to the Dentist which I am shĥeit scared of , even more than being bitten by a Slithera at Casey!

    Edited by picket fence

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