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11 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Carlton 11.5 at halftime. Imagine kicking that score MFC

However, the reverse of say 5.11 was a not uncommon scoring dynamic for the Blues in the last few seasons. Accuracy has definitely improved this season! The Blues have worked very hard on their forward set-up, collectively and individually. Simon Goodwin, take notes!

2 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

However, the reverse of say 5.11 was a not uncommon scoring dynamic for the Blues in the last few seasons. Accuracy has definitely improved this season! The Blues have worked very hard on their forward set-up, collectively and individually. Simon Goodwin, take notes!

Forward setup? What’s that 

 
19 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Play on. Siren goes. Still a goal.

LOL

There is no way that goal should stand. The umpire called play on and then stuck both hands up. They had all of half-time to fix it.

11 minutes ago, Big Col said:

There is no way that goal should stand. The umpire called play on and then stuck both hands up. They had all of half-time to fix it.

No he didn't he called time big difference. 


What has happened to Cameron?

he used to dominate games

 

Hawkins is cooked. Amazing career for such a big unit. Should’ve pulled the pin after his 350th.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay
Updated 300 to 350.

Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hawkins is cooked. Amazing career for such a big unit. Should’ve pulled the pin after his 300th. 

Done his fetlock

1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

 

 


10 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

No he didn't he called time big difference. 

Oh. I'll have to look at it again!!


49 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Carlton 11.5 at halftime. Imagine kicking that score MFC

12.11 Still impressed?

What’s the bet when they were little TDK would wet the bed but blame it on Sam. 

5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Why are the Carlton supporters booing everything? 

Because Carlton, worst supporters in the league , just angry entitled nuffies. As a 10 year old at the prelim in 88 at VFL Park I somehow ended up in a Carlton section. After a Melbourne goal I waved my flag and a grown man yanked it out of my hand and snapped the stick. Hated them ever since

I hate Geelong possibly more than I hate Carlton and the E. coli Wobblers - each protected AFL species - but there's a tiny voice lurking in my diaphragm that says, Wouldn't it be nice if Geelong won by a point after the siren...After yet another bull****e free kick...


39 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

However, the reverse of say 5.11 was a not uncommon scoring dynamic for the Blues in the last few seasons. Accuracy has definitely improved this season! The Blues have worked very hard on their forward set-up, collectively and individually. Simon Goodwin, take notes!

Don’t YOU start 🙄 we have enough of our own supporters demanding Goody watch/take notes on pretty much every game every week.

PS Happy for Vossy, but happier for C. Snott 😁

6 minutes ago, Monbon said:

I hate Geelong possibly more than I hate Carlton and the E. coli Wobblers - each protected AFL species - but there's a tiny voice lurking in my diaphragm that says, Wouldn't it be nice if Geelong won by a point after the siren...After yet another bull****e free kick...

You’re not doing anatomy right 🙃

 

It’s a shame that Carlton supporters make their side so unlikable.

I’m convinced they don’t watch any other footy. They still don’t know the rules.


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