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Love the way JVR's always bouncing around.

 
Just now, BoBo said:

We’re about 1% behind GWS to get into fourth position…. Slam em home Dees!!!!

Live ladder has us gaining 6% and sitting 4th

 
1 minute ago, BoBo said:

We’re about 1% behind GWS to get into fourth position…. Slam em home Dees!!!!

up to 119% per the live ladder. comfortably ahead of giants now

This is the thrashing I was hoping for.

BTW does anyone know the the lovely lady in the cheer squad with the horns on her beanie.

I think she's horny


7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Umps been good today.

Haven't noticed them.

when you think that you know you’ve had a good day with umps

double the free and 3 50’s

id be dirty

2 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Live ladder has us gaining 6% and sitting 4th

Which is technically 3rd when adjusted for Essendon's inevitable failure.

In the end, the elephant always falls out of the tree.

 
3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Love the way JVR's always bouncing around.

Eventually hell become a key player.

Fought back hard today. Accurate set shot and never stops trying.

A glimmer of hope in our fwd line.


Let’s not give them any more junk time goals. Percentage is important.

no more junk goals conceded please. its valuable percentage we're coughing up


Don’t snooze, boys!! It’s not over!!!! 

You can put your feet up in 3 minutes. 

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Of course it is at our expense 

We didn’t win it. 
We are DEMONS

F$&@ the Saints to eternity 

Seriously, you have LITTLE ability and no capacity to understand where others are coming from. 
 

The Saints have endured a similar road to the MFC for the last many decades prior to our premiership 

 

The point being, if we do not win it (and nooooo-onnnne wins every year), I would like to see a Saints premiership. 
 

Plus my 80 year old Dad is a Saints support. Just to see his joy would be worth it. 
 

Stop your cow dung SWYL. 

i should have more sense but these junk goals for st kilda are giving me the [censored]


Last 5 minutes of [censored] defending. How disappointing. 

Have just lost some important %

 

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