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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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3 hours ago, DubDee said:

I have a 9pm meeting I cannot get out of. Why does life suck?!

Why do we play footy on work nights?!

 

Life has to suck, so when it’s not sucking it’s extra good. 

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    3 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

    Solved

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    If Cox can wear glasses to protect his eyes, Fritta should be allowed an umbrella hat to protect his hair. 

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    we need big game practice in the wet

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    4 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

    Life has to suck, so when it’s not sucking it’s extra good. 

    That’s deep Roost but i like it

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    5 hours ago, Skuit said:

    What percentage of teams win when the opposition kicks 100-plus?

    50% 😄

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    Give or take the odd draw

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    Channel 7 in full Carlton [censored] mode. As with every other week.

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    Yea sure it's rainy and hence slippery but maybe all our night games in dewey conditions may serve us well.

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    8 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    If Cox can wear glasses to protect his eyes, Fritta should be allowed an umbrella hat to protect his hair. 

    His hair still would not move

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    more of last week will beat these brown paper baggers go dees 

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    3 hours ago, DubDee said:

    I have a 9pm meeting I cannot get out of. Why does life suck?!

    Why do we play footy on work nights?!

     

    Three words. Unplanned internet outage.

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    4 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Channel 7 in full Carlton [censored] mode. As with every other week.

    It’s been like that on all platforms. As if they were playing an interstate side that was battling it in the bottom 4.

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    Go Dees!

    I'm looking forward to posting in the gameday thread and being collectively called out in the postgame thread by people who are too good for it 😜

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    We owe these guys, let’s give them something to feel blue about 

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    Judd 🔥

    Good run with those handballs, would have been nice to land one there.

     


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