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Living in Brisbane for years made the Lions my second team in some ways.

After the last couple of years, I really can't stand them.

This is like the AFL equivalent of Trump vs Biden.

 

 
4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

didn’t see the Greene incident. any footage???

 

Edited by Chook

As bad as it is seeing Carlton, Collingwood win, they beat up top 4 contenders which evens the ledger. I reckon the top 8 and even top 10 is gonna be super close this year. Lots of teams winning 4-5 in a row and also losing 2-3 in a row. I reckon 3 games max separating 1st and 8th.

Then it will come down to whichever team plays the best finals football. We have really struggled in past years, I reckon Carlton and Brisbane will go very deep. Everyone talks about GWS, they haven't done anything yet.

We have looked very good this year but our games vs Geelong and Carlton will tell us everything. 

 
8 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

The worst thing is essendon v Collingwood next week. Maybe a draw is the only decent result 

Are you kidding??  I can think of plenty of other decent outcomes.  To both!!

Angry Get Out GIF

Hawkins though… argued his point for ages and the umpire humoured him. Spewing… I was hoping to see a 150-metre penalty. 


On the train home after a pleasant afternoon at Marvel Stadium. Strong win by the Blues, a Blues side missing quite a few important players with injury.

So far the results of this round have gone 100% according to the proportion of insufferable jerks who will tell you all about it on monday.

So, cue up West Coast, Sydney, Geelong and Hawthorn.

But the Blues overcoming their throwback 6-goal-againsr run and doing it in style is a bit of a story. Not much doubt in my mind that they're the main threat to our 2024 premiership. Aside from, you know, ourselves.

 

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5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Please Port, please do what the Crows couldn’t do last night, ie. beat a team we all heartily hate. Thanks in advance 👍🏽

 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Please Giants, please do what the Crows (and Port) couldn’t do last night (and this afternoon), ie. beat a team we all heartily hate. Thanks in advance 👍🏽

Please Lions, please do what the Crows (and Port and the Giants) couldn’t do last night (and this afternoon), ie. beat a team we all heartily hate. Thanks in advance 👍🏽
 

Surely this time it’ll work 😝

 
2 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

So far the results of this round have gone 100% according to the proportion of insufferable jerks who will tell you all about it on monday.

So, cue up West Coast, Sydney, Geelong and Hawthorn.

 

Better WCE than Freo 

5 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

On the train home after a pleasant afternoon at Marvel Stadium. Strong win by the Blues, a Blues side missing quite a few important players with injury.

Cool. Just the perfect post for a Dees forum. 
 

😅


8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Cool. Just the perfect post for a Dees forum. 
 

😅

Any relation WC!?

39 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Reckon Greene was fine until the last second when he turned his shoulder to bump.

He should've curled up into a wrecking ball and ironed Durdin out.  He would then get off...   #AFLfootyAct

I reckon the next bloke in this position just  needs to pit his knee up to protect himself and put the opponent into a 6 month coma.
 

The AFL will then come to its senses and tell players not to put themselves into stupid positions where they are vulnerable - leading with head, going back with the flight etc. If they do then it’s at their own risk. All players need to look out for their safety. 


49 minutes ago, Chook said:

 

yep these days that’ll get you 3 weeks. Add Toby tax and could be more

MASSIVE throw by Neale there right in front of the ump.

Ump puts whistle to mouth then withdraws .... "oh it's Lachie!"

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Off a 5 day break after our game against the Cats.

Because #AFLwantsaCarltonflag


1 hour ago, Chook said:

 

This is a real opportunity to fool the public into believing that the MRO and tribunal are NOT corrupt outcome driven team biased  (dis)organizations. 
Will they baulk?  
Kozzie would get 4-6 for that without a doubt. Its not as if Toby gets the “ never been suspended despite multiple fines” Cameron discount, though he will probably get the GW$ needs a flag discount 

Edited by monoccular

 

Harley Reid owning the Derby. Kid is unreal 

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

This is a real opportunity to fool the public into be,Irving that the MRO and tribunal are NOT corrupt outcome driven (dis)organizations. 
Will they balk?  
Kozzie would get 4-6 for that. 

So the GWS player kicks it to Greene. If there was ever anything as football rights, that was Greenes and Durdin had no right.

So the fact that Durdin goes for it and puts himself at risk, Greene is supposed to pull out? Not protect himself?

It’s like driving into a round about intersection and some scumbag speeds up from the left intersecting lane and enters the round about just as you do and you end up hitting that vehicle.  Technically and by the rule of law you are at fault, but everyone knows it’s BS.


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