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Cody Weightman reminds me of Newman from Seinfeld, a really annoying piece of work.


Saints struggling after their second 5 day break this season. In saying that, they are better in second halves.

Another Thursday night blowout on the cards after we stunk it up last week. 

 
5 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Doggies forward line looks more functional without JUH. Just sayin…. wouldn’t be in a hurry to resign him just yet. 

Naughton and JUH just take up each others space. Naughton so far having a blinder


Game feels a bit like our game last week. All done pretty early

There is only player on the ground with the surname Dale. Why do the commentators always identify him as Bailey Dale? They don't do the same with other players.

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Joel Selwood explaining how players should avoid playing for high free kicks. Comedy gold! 

Just now, SPC said:

Joel Selwood explaining how players should avoid playing for high free kicks. Comedy gold! 

He invented it. 


2 minutes ago, SPC said:

Joel Selwood explaining how players should avoid playing for high free kicks. Comedy gold! 

Expert commentary 🤣 

 

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7 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

There is only player on the ground with the surname Dale. Why do the commentators always identify him as Bailey Dale? They don't do the same with other players.

Damn you for making me notice it. It drives me nuts now!!

7 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

There is only player on the ground with the surname Dale. Why do the commentators always identify him as Bailey Dale? They don't do the same with other players.

Partially related, whenever I hear the name "Bailey Dale", I have to respond by saying in my most annoying voice "Daily Bale."
It's a sickness.


I find it ironic Joel Selwood would give advice on how not to draw a high free kick like its something he never did.

Tonight is a perfect example of “This Game is above the shoulders”

last week Footscray were completely obliterated. Tonight they are red hot. 
 

21 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Imagine being a Saints fan 

Sad Ben Affleck GIF

If I were a St Kilda fan, I don't think I would have survived the 2004-2010 period with zero premierships to show for it. It would quite literally have killed me.
Just imagine we lost in 2021 and exited this period with no premierships. It would be intolerable.

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2 minutes ago, Chook said:

Partially related, whenever I hear the name "Bailey Dale", I have to respond by saying in my most annoying voice "Daily Bale."
It's a sickness.

That is so weird! I do the same with ‘Loss Ryan’


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