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NON-MFC: Round 05

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22 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

What happened?

I am not in Australia right now 

A guy went on a stabbing rampage at Westfield bondi junction & there are multiple victims

Edited by dees189227

 

I have only watched the last 5 minutes of the Blues v Crows game. Do Carlton supporters think a tackle means holding the ball? Just shut up. 

Cmon Crows, there looking allright today.

 
1 minute ago, Maldonboy38 said:

I have only watched the last 5 minutes of the Blues v Crows game. Do Carlton supporters think a tackle means holding the ball? Just shut up. 

Having dealt with carlton supporters on social media the past few days, they think they're right & entitled to everything. 

I like this call team of huddo, gaz & browny

9 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

I have only watched the last 5 minutes of the Blues v Crows game. Do Carlton supporters think a tackle means holding the ball? Just shut up. 

They do not understand the rules. It’s a byproduct of not going to the footy for 15 years. 


Just now, The heart beats true said:

They do not understand the rules. It’s a byproduct of not going to the footy for 15 years. 

And some the English language.

1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

Does anyone else have issues with their foxtel where it just does random things? 

Yeah. They draw money out of my bank account. Seriously though I have not noticed a problem.

 

48 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

2 players down can make a huge impact. Lucky to hang on

They were only one rotation down for less than a quarter. 

 
Just now, DubDee said:

They were only one rotation down for less than a quarter. 

2 players down and out 

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

2 players down and out 

Sub covered the first and the other was in the last Q


Just now, DubDee said:

Sub covered the first and the other was in the last Q

Yes i know all that, but it is still a massive disadvantage 

momentum swings ….

Crows with 11 marks inside 50 for 9 shots at goal 

🤔

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

Anyone got a link to the Sam Taylor incident? missed it

hope he’s alright 

It actually doesn't look like much in the action but it followed the worst case scenario of being tipped at the same time as momentarily losing consciousness and then having a second heavy head impact with the ground. The image of him slow-spasming on the ground is true horror and it apparently wasn't until after he had been stretchered to the rooms that he regained consciousness, which is a frighteningly long time.

Wishing the best for him.

Huddo commentating his blues is so cringe… 

Feels like a 13 year old fan boy commentating from his bed room 


5 minutes ago, GCDee said:

Huddo commentating his blues is so cringe… 

Feels like a 13 year old fan boy commentating from his bed room 

He's A Geelong supporter?

Carlton fans think the free kick count every week should be 156-0. Entitled morons after 20 years of being rubbish.

Can we just scrap the SRS, [censored].

4 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

He's A Geelong supporter?

[censored] me… has me fooled

It must be nice watching tight Carlton games safe in the knowledge that the umpires will go to work in the last quarter.


The commentary is like it’s the 2014 Hawks playing current WC. 

Blues have finals once in 11 years and it’s just we know the Blues will win….

zero respect for the Crows or their fans

Carlton fans booing the umpires when they’ve had one less free for the game, but 4 goals from very questionable frees.

My least favourite supporters by a mile.

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The commentary is like it’s the 2014 Hawks playing current WC. 

Blues have finals once in 11 years and it’s just we know the Blues will win….

zero respect for the Crows or their fans

Classic Fox Vic v interstate fanboi commentating, and Hairy Garry as bad as any of them.

 
5 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

It must be nice watching tight Carlton games safe in the knowledge that the umpires will go to work in the last quarter.

Similar to knowing you've 4goal wind coming every game.

 

Edited by Fork 'em

3 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Classic Fox Vic v interstate fanboi commentating, and Hairy Garry as bad as any of them.

so unprofessional 

oh look the Crows kicked another, how cute

hope they it done. i would LOVE IT!


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