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NON-MFC: Round 04

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Just now, Colm said:

Has Max Holmes resigned with Cats yet? Great player, I’d love to see him in the red and blue.Ā 

Nope, we should be offering him 5 years +. Would be an excellent point of difference in our midfield.

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2 minutes ago, Colm said:

Has Max Holmes resigned with Cats yet? Great player, I’d love to see him in the red and blue.Ā 

Don't think so & he's only 21

1 minute ago, Nascent said:

Nope, we should be offering him 5 years +. Would be an excellent point of difference in our midfield.

Would rather Bont tbh.

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2 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Nope, we should be offering him 5 years +. Would be an excellent point of difference in our midfield.

I can’t remember a good player leaving Geelong. They know how to hold onto their players.

Even Gazza came back!

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Edited by Jaded No More


Just now, Jaded No More said:

I can’t remember a good player leaving Geelong. They know how to hold onto their playersĀ 

Ā 

Yes, it's called parcels of land and job for the mistress at Cotton On

1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

Yes, it's called parcels of land and job for the mistress at Cotton On

Episode 15 Nothing To See Here GIF by The Simpsons

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Episode 15 Nothing To See Here GIF by The Simpsons

I kid you not Jaded

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This has been the strangle-est of stranglewank games. At no point tonight has it looked like the Dogs have any chance of winning yet they're still within striking distance theoretically.


God if JUH could kick straight, they'd be a goal up, barely made the last. He is a million dollar player though.Ā 

1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

I kid you not Jaded

Oh I know, trust me, there is a reason I loath that club.Ā 
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Edited by Jaded No More

6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I can’t remember a good player leaving Geelong. They know how to hold onto their players.

Even Gazza came back!

Ā 

Only Tim Kelly but Cats won that trade!

Is Naughton the most overrated player in the league?

Just now, dee-tox said:

Only Tim Kelly but Cats won that trade!

Hahaha I forgot about him because he’s no goodĀ 


2 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

God if JUH could kick straight, they'd be a goal up, barely made the last. He is a million dollar player though.Ā 

If he was playing us he would have kicked themĀ 

Dogs aren't mailing this in, having a fair crack

The crowd is having a blast, Mexican wave Ā has been going on for 10 minutes.

10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I can’t remember a good player leaving Geelong. They know how to hold onto their players.

Even Gazza came back!

Ā 

Must be the lifestyle, maybe the cheaper cost of living or perhaps the farm they though in.Ā 

12 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Would rather Bont tbh.

Sounds good, you get his signature and I'll get Max's.


7 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Yes, it's called parcels of land and job for the mistress at Cotton On

I very briefly worked for Cotton On, and aside from it being a horrible place to work, the highlight was being in a meeting with David Wojcinski, and pretending I didn’t know he was a former footballer. I casually said in a meeting, in front of 20 coworkers, ā€˜I just googled you, and the first thing that came up said you broke the jaw of some 17 year old kid called Jack Viney’.

It was one of my career highlights.

Just now, The heart beats true said:

I very briefly worked for Cotton On, and aside from it being a horrible place to work, the highlight was being in a meeting with David Wojcinski, and pretending I didn’t know he was a former footballer. I casually said in a meeting, in front of 20 coworkers, ā€˜I just googled you, and the first thing that came up said you broke the jaw of some 17 year old kid called Jack Viney’.

It was one of my career highlights.

Fair effort!

I know a few people who work and worked at Cotton On. All absolute vile trash humans.Ā 

Ā 

Score shld now be 85 - 87


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