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NON-MFC: Round 03

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North’s weakness is their backline, Carlton’s strength is their forward line = Easy win for Blues

1 hour ago, sue said:

Sure no fist, but it looked to me like he didn't hit him with his palm or fingers, but with the hard bone next to the wrist.  Can be as damaging as a fist if you get the swing right.

Karate chops can cause immense damage. No fist required.  
Gut punches/ belly taps have no place in the game.  They are NOT footy actions and never should be 

 
7 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

No way was HQ having the Pies 0-4

Your constant conspiracy theorising is tiresome.

Also, probably not accurate here. How much media was generated by their 0-3 start? It was all over every paper and website. The more they lose, the more attention they get. 


6 hours ago, Jontee said:

Totally agree.  Hipwood was terrible again and Joey couldnt mark a blackboard.

What is it with those two. Is it because they don't have to beat anyone else to get into the team. Where is their pride.

And number four maggot from pies running around trying to kick and maim wherever he can.

What's with the outfits these two teams are wearing??  If they'd both just worn their traditional jumpers, there would be no clash!  I just don't get it!  Aren't the teams proud of their jumpers any more??

 

2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

North are being crucified by the umpires.

Well, it is the day for it.


5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Curniw is the most blessed forward in the comp. Can’t breathe on him. 

Or McKay, apparently. 

If I was the brand manager at the Bulldogs I’d be calling the AFL and asking who approved this North jumper.

All I see is the dogs jumper.


 
6 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

they've all been there tho

No they haven’t.

Its not a free when the back man touches his opponents side and the forward  holds his hand in.

It’s also not a free kick when the forward just throws one arm behind him and the umpire imagines it is being held.

Soft as butter some of their frees giving charity goals.  

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