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NON-MFC: Opening Round

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All i can see is 36 c…. On the TV 📺 

Please belt the living daylights out of each other, shoulders Knees, the lot

lousy Stinking [censored] 💩 

Hey Simon

Look how open and free flowing The Brisvegas Forward entries are

Is it that difficult to Coach?? 
 

 

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Hey Simon

Look how open and free flowing The Brisvegas Forward entries are

Is it that difficult to Coach?? 
 

Is that 3 goals from marks inside 50? In 9 minutes of play?

I hope Zorko kicks 13 tonight, I like that song.

Never believe a Carlton defender who say they got a touch on a goal. they are lying bastards.

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That John Denver song should be banned.

It's AUSTRALIAN rules.

Why would you sing about going home to the American state of West Virginia?

Edited by leave it to deever

1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Serious question - is there humidity in Brissy tonight? Because all i see on the app is 100% conversion

The commentators were saying that it is humid and once the sweat gets into the guernseys, it’s going to get slippery. 

Brisvegas forwards running in numbers Simon

Why is The Melbourne Forwardline so static??


Carlton better do something, otherwise the Northern States opening round is a game of errors Thursday (except for Sydney's last quarter), and an early blowout Friday.

Not a great spectacle or encouragement for AFL.

 

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4 minutes ago, kev martin said:

Carlton better do something, otherwise the Northern States opening round is a game of errors Thursday (except for Sydney's last quarter), and an early blowout Friday.

Not a great spectacle or encouragement for AFL.

 

Brisbane just not letting them into the game. Carlton aren’t even playing that badly, Brisbane just swarming around the ball. 

Brisbane's forward spread is brilliant, and their kicking skills - wow. But the Blues defensive spread is non existent. This is turning out to be an enjoyable night - seeing the Blues struggle.


47 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

That John Denver song should be banned.

It's AUSTRALIAN rules.

Why would you sing about going home to the American state of West Virginia?

Cause they’re [censored]?

59 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Blues must have been playing on pure adrenaline last year.

 

He was an assistant for so long under Hinkley. Another notable rouser of emotions that doesn't quite have the nous to take their team the extra step

 

Lions went to bed half way through second. Hope they re awaken and belt the shizen out of Carlton.


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