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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 27th November, 2023

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6 hours ago, Colm said:

Looking forward to seeing if Jefferson has managed to put on a few kegs in the off season. I was looking for some YouTube footage of our new recruits when I stumbled across the 2022 game of Vic Metro vs WA when he kicked 7!! Don’t think anybody managed to kick a bag that big in this years champs. 

I remember an interview he gave this year where he mentioned he’s already put on 6/7kg. If he managed to put on the same again he will be an interesting watch this preseason. 

I think Chris is onto something he championed JVR last year all of this year he has been championing Jefferson to come up big this year.

 

On 21/11/2023 at 02:31, drysdale demon said:

27th november I think.

today

 

 
16 hours ago, chook fowler said:

I’m ready to go. Dance Speedo GIF

You look slightly different to how I’d imagined, Chook. I thought you’d have longer hair.


On 22/11/2023 at 21:59, WalkingCivilWar said:

Is it just me or is Tracc looking a little flabby? Maybe he overindulged while overseas. 

Ummm… wow!!! 👀

4 minutes ago, Nudge said:

Ummm… wow!!! 👀

It could’ve been that I saw a shot of him on the news that wasn’t flattering. Or maybe I need to go to Specsavers 🤣

22 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It could’ve been that I saw a shot of him on the news that wasn’t flattering. Or maybe I need to go to Specsavers 🤣

? schnitzel und strudel in Vienna.

 
36 minutes ago, Nudge said:

Ummm… wow!!! 👀

Yeah nah he’s looking fiiiine

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5 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

? schnitzel und strudel in Vienna.

Is that the diet that sculpted your figure?


Knuckles is wearing #’4 his new number 

who is knuckles?

5 minutes ago, Damo said:

who is knuckles?

McVee

13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Knuckles is wearing #’4 his new number 

Made famous by Brent Grgic

El Jefe ok! Got to buy him one of those shoulder posture devices but he’s bigger.

Taj Woewodin whoa. He thick 


Billings 14

Shane Mc 23

Fullarton 33

Windsor wearing a dress length 6

Hore 18

Kolt 39

McVee 4

K Brown 41

All there, including Matty Hore.

 

26 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

Made famous by Brent Grgic

Norm Smith John Lord Tony Sullivan Peter Giles all worthy wearers of number 4.

Edited by Tarax Club

Absent: 1, 7, 10, 12, 15, 18, 19, 20, 29, 30, 36, 37, 50

Edit; forgot 13 not here either, oops 

Edited by DeeSpencer


The two burning questions of the day

1- is Clarry there?

2- how does Petty’s foot look?

Seems strange that Jake M has lost his number because he is a rookie.

 
Just now, Damo said:

Seems strange that Jake M has lost his number because he is a rookie.

Hore might just be wearing this number temporarily for training. I don’t think they’ll take Jake’s number off him!

27 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

Made famous by Brent Grgic

Infamous you mean?


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