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Welcome to Demonland Koltyn Tholstrup

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I like our new strategy of recruiting kids that are too far away to even think of going home. 

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    I thought I'd watched all his highlights before but the club's highlight package is terrific. Looks an absolutely terrific pick and definitely see shades of Track and De Goey at different times. 

    Has spent plenty of time living away from home and surprised at the combine with better endurance than most had him capable of. 

    Also looked totally at home in the WAFL seniors.

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    2 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I really want his nickname to be Dirk. 

    Spread it round.

    Or Jock?

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I really want his nickname to be Dirk. 

    Spread it round.

    Ice Kold Tin

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    Would have liked to see him when he was called out as a Dees player tbh. 

    Would have been nice if there was a camera set up at his place given he wasn’t at the draft. 

    Every time i hear we get a player from perf I worry about the go home factor. 

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    Gotta feel sorry for the Eagles wasting pick 1 on that Reid guy when they could have had basically the same thing only cooler.

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    1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

    Gotta feel sorry for the Eagles wasting pick 1 on that Reid guy when they could have had basically the same thing only cooler.

    About 50,000 volts cooler if you know what I mean!

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    2 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

    Would have liked to see him when he was called out as a Dees player tbh. 

    Would have been nice if there was a camera set up at his place given he wasn’t at the draft. 

    Every time i hear we get a player from perf I worry about the go home factor. 

    No electricity at his house. That’s how tough he is. 

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    3 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

    Would have liked to see him when he was called out as a Dees player tbh. 

    Would have been nice if there was a camera set up at his place given he wasn’t at the draft. 

    Every time i hear we get a player from perf I worry about the go home factor. 

     

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    Does anyone know the origin of the family name?  Norwegian? Hope he isn’t pining for the fjords😮

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    Why does the Melbourne fc website say he comes from Exmouth?. Everything I have read states he is from Esperance. There is 20 hours difference if you drive from one to the other. Surely we can get his home town right 🥺

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    1 minute ago, monoccular said:

    Does anyone know the origin of the family name?  Norwegian? Hope he isn’t pining for the fjords😮

    British

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    Two smothers in the highlights, brilliant to see

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    6 minutes ago, MelbCup said:

    Why does the Melbourne fc website say he comes from Exmouth?. Everything I have read states he is from Esperance. There is 20 hours difference if you drive from one to the other. Surely we can get his home town right 🥺

    Our media dept are very ordinary 

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    1 minute ago, The Stigga said:

    Same Same

    You can take that up with Ragnar

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