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Join us for our Qualifying Final Open Training

Open Training Details: 
Where:Gosch's Paddock 
When:Wednesday 6th September 
Time:9am-10:30am

Inclusions: 
Player training session 
Demon Shop 
Food trucks  
Coffee van  
Maccas coffee vouchers  
SEDA inflatables  
Hertz face painting  
Zurich flags 
Haymes Paint Kick for Cash  
VRGF team posters and badges 
 
Getting there: 
By train | Take the train to Richmond Station, then walk down Punt Road, crossing Swan Street. Gosch's Paddock will be on your right. 
By car |Parking is located within the Melbourne Olympic Park precinct. Find directions and pre-book your parking here. 

COME AND SHOW THE BOYS YOUR LOVE & SUPPORT!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

 

Not one to be negative but……

Didn’t we learn anything from last year. Save this sort of stuff for GF week. Nothing to celebrate. Business as usual. 

 

Here we go again! How to swing this one with work me thinks? 

Already taking the Friday off and hoping to nick off early on Thurs.

28 minutes ago, Pulp Fritschon said:

Not one to be negative but……

Didn’t we learn anything from last year. Save this sort of stuff for GF week. Nothing to celebrate. Business as usual. 

Finals Training Sessions have always been big. 
They get bigger each week 


42 minutes ago, Pulp Fritschon said:

Not one to be negative but……

Didn’t we learn anything from last year. Save this sort of stuff for GF week. Nothing to celebrate. Business as usual. 

Doubt if last year’s finals campaign ended in misery due to an open training session. 🤔 

 

54 minutes ago, Pulp Fritschon said:

Not one to be negative but……

Didn’t we learn anything from last year. Save this sort of stuff for GF week. Nothing to celebrate. Business as usual. 

These sessions are always conducted on the Clubs terms. It's about reward for the fans and if you are a player this can be so uplifting. I will never forget the training runs before the '87 and then the '88 Grand Final especially.

Bring them on I say. Go Dees. 

PS Great photo autograph and merch opportunities for all. 

 

1 hour ago, Pulp Fritschon said:

Not one to be negative but……

Didn’t we learn anything from last year. Save this sort of stuff for GF week. Nothing to celebrate. Business as usual

Not quite.  Trac doesn't have a broekn leg this year for starters. Thanks for the  heads up WCW

See you there.

 
2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

*cries in works 9-5*

Sick Leave 😏😏


27 minutes ago, Pipefitter said:

Grand final week will they let us do an open session at the G?

I think both teams get a run on the G during GF week. Mostly for promotional purposes.

16 minutes ago, praha said:

I think both teams get a run on the G during GF week. Mostly for promotional purposes.

Collingwood is training on the G this Friday. They also have a lunch after. McCrae mentioned it last night on AFL360.

38 minutes ago, Bonkers said:

Collingwood is training on the G this Friday. They also have a lunch after. McCrae mentioned it last night on AFL360.

woah a lunch. they're really swimming in cash over there.

  • Demonland changed the title to TRAINING: Wednesday 6th September 2023
19 hours ago, Pipefitter said:

Grand final week will they let us do an open session at the G?

Love your optimism, Pf. Got us down for a spot in the granny already. 😁

Grand final week… not sure it’d be an open session. Although we’ve been told that after next Wednesday’s session there’s a couple more BBQs to be held at training sessions, we just don’t know when. Of course, this depends on how far we go into finals. Last year we did one before the second final and sadly didn’t need to do another (for the men’s anyways). 

I'll be at the open session on the Wens-dy. See yous there !! 

I can think of someone who will be having a conniption over my mauling of the English language. Can you guess who?


❤️💙 Open training at Gosch’s this morning ❤️💙

Those who are coming, make sure you visit the Demon Army tent for a snag in bread! Cheap, delicious and nutritionally sound (sort of). Last night Maysie messaged our incomparable grill-master extraordinaire saying, “save me a snag.” And if it’s good enough for Maysie, it’s good enough for everyone, amirite?!

Very sad I can’t make it. Stupid employment keeping me able to exist. So rude. 
 

22 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Stupid capitalism 😔😂

Jaded at 8.45 walking toward Swan St:

season 9 zombie GIF


28 minutes ago, Philthy84 said:

Any updates will be appreciated!

So, how many snags we’ve sold? Percentage of ppl who use the tomato sauce? Number of snags I drop on the floor? Sure!

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

So, how many snags we’ve sold? Percentage of ppl who use the tomato sauce? Number of snags I drop on the floor? Sure!

I wanna know what Fritta named his invisible moonboot

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

❤️💙 Open training at Gosch’s this morning ❤️💙

Those who are coming, make sure you visit the Demon Army tent for a snag in bread! Cheap, delicious and nutritionally sound (sort of). Last night Maysie messaged our incomparable grill-master extraordinaire saying, “save me a snag.” And if it’s good enough for Maysie, it’s good enough for everyone, amirite?!

Surely there’s a free one for me?

 
On 8/30/2023 at 3:14 PM, 58er said:

These sessions are always conducted on the Clubs terms. It's about reward for the fans and if you are a player this can be so uplifting. I will never forget the training runs before the '87 and then the '88 Grand Final especially.

Bring them on I say. Go Dees. 

PS Great photo autograph and merch opportunities for all. 

 

They were great werent they and in the late 90s at the Junction oval. You really felt the club as a whole come together.

Will try my best to swing by. The only thing working in my favour is being 10 mins away from Gosch's.

Everyone have a good time!


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