Jump to content

Featured Replies

 
 

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

how does jobe watson have a job? 

Nepotism. 

The bloke adds nothing.

3 minutes ago, BDA said:

how does jobe watson have a job? 

Its called charity...

 

Goodnight and goodbye Cats. 
I have long dreamt of your death, but I never imagined your demise would taste this delicious. 
May you never win another game for as long as I live. 
 

Celebrate Rest In Peace GIF by Jason Clarke


The stage is yours @rpfc

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Goodnight and goodbye Cats. 
I have long dreamt of your death, but I never imagined your demise would taste this delicious. 
May you never win another game for as long as I live. 
 

Celebrate Rest In Peace GIF by Jason Clarke


The stage is yours @rpfc

At this time, I am thinking of my manager at KFC in 2007 who was a despondent cats fan when I told them they smashed the Roos. He said it wouldn't last a week.

In the words of Mark Williams: You were wrong.


Homes urgently needed for elderly Cats. Mostly toothless, so soft food required. Too arthritic to catch mice. Can anyone help?

Edited by Dee-monic

8 minutes ago, BDA said:

how does jobe watson have a job? 

Affirmative action hire. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

If St Kilda and Sydney hold on, the 8 will nearly be set. 

Once the Dogs belt West Coast tomorrow, GWS will be percentage out and 2 points behind Sydney. A Sydney win vs us next week guarantees the Swans make it. A loss to us opens the door for GWS if they can beat Carlton. The Dogs will need to beat Geelong to make it too. 

Other than positioning, only other point of note is whether we stay in the top 4 or slide out…


3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Are St Kilda the most blue-collar team ever? 

I’m frankly shocked they’re still hanging around the 8. But credit to them. 

The Cats era

is

officially

[censored]

over

 

8 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Too old & too slow. The look on Chris Scott's face is priceless😁

Even better is watching Hawkins mouthing off at his teammates when it is not delivered straight to him.

The fact Pies only win in a month has been by 8 points over this Geelong side that the Saints are dominating right now is a worry*
 

 

*a worry to those who put their house on a Pies flag 

Edited by Jaded No More

Just now, monoccular said:

Even better is watching Hawkins mouthing off at his teammates when it is not delivered straight to him.

Exactly....he leads and it goes over his head and he yells abuse at the team mate 50m away who kicked it toward him


10 minutes ago, wizardinoz said:

Too old & too slow. The look on Chris Scott's face is priceless😁

It's finally caught up to the bastards.

But they are content with last years gift from the AFL.

Fogarty has been poor 

gotta hold chest marks. even in the wet

 

Brad Scott: I feel your pain.

Chris Scott: I feel your pain, too.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREVIEW: Carlton

    Good evening, Demon fans and welcome back to the Demonland Podcast ... it’s time to discuss this week’s game against the Blues. Will the Demons celebrate Clayton Oliver’s 200th game with a victory? We have a number of callers waiting on line … Leopold Bloom: Carlton and Melbourne are both out of finals contention with six wins and eleven losses, and are undoubtedly the two most underwhelming and disappointing teams of 2025. Both had high expectations at the start of participating and advancing deep into the finals, but instead, they have consistently underperformed and disappointed themselves and their supporters throughout the year. However, I am inclined to give the Demons the benefit of the doubt, as they have made some progress in addressing their issues after a disastrous start. In contrast, the Blues are struggling across the board and do not appear to be making any notable improvements. They are regressing, and a significant loss is looming on Saturday night. Max Gawn in the ruck will be huge and the Demon midfield have a point to prove after lowering their colours in so many close calls.

      • Clap
      • Like
    • 0 replies
  • REPORT: North Melbourne

    I suppose that I should apologise for the title of this piece, but the temptation to go with it was far too great. The memory of how North Melbourne tore Melbourne apart at the seams earlier in the season and the way in which it set the scene for the club’s demise so early in the piece has been weighing heavily upon all of us. This game was a must-win from the club’s perspective, and the team’s response was overwhelming. The 36 point win over Alastair Clarkson’s Kangaroos at the MCG on Sunday was indeed — roovenge of the highest order!

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 4 replies
  • CASEY: Werribee

    The Casey Demons remain in contention for a VFL finals berth following a comprehensive 76-point victory over the Werribee Tigers at Whitten Oval last night. The caveat to the performance is that the once mighty Tigers have been raided of many key players and are now a shadow of the premiership-winning team from last season. The team suffered a blow before the game when veteran Tom McDonald was withdrawn for senior duty to cover for Steven May who is ill.  However, after conceding the first goal of the game, Casey was dominant from ten minutes in until the very end and despite some early errors and inaccuracy, they managed to warm to the task of dismantling the Tigers with precision, particularly after half time when the nominally home side provided them with minimal resistance.

      • Thanks
    • 0 replies
  • PREGAME: Carlton

    The Demons return to the MCG as the the visiting team on Saturday night to take on the Blues who are under siege after 4 straight losses. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Thanks
    • 222 replies
  • PODCAST: North Melbourne

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 14th July @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees glorious win over the Kangaroos at the MCG.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 29 replies
  • POSTGAME: North Melbourne

    The Demons are finally back at the MCG and finally back on the winners list as they continually chipped away at a spirited Kangaroos side eventually breaking their backs and opening the floodgates to run out winners by 6 goals.

      • Haha
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 253 replies