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NON-MFC: Rd 23 2023

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Good to see Jesse Hogan up and about. Wish him every success and 0 possessions vs Steven May in a 100 point loss on grand final day.

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    What could have been for Hogan at the Dees had he stayed & frustrating as he left for Dockets , whilst we got pick 6 & used it for May. I believe the club spoke to him when Freo wanted him out but we went with Brown I believe? 

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    Ding...ding...ding...

    Chris Scott: Hi Brad...

    Brad Scott: Hi Chris, I'm in trouble. I think you're not "The danger", Giants are "The danger".

    Chris Scott: You don't know nothing, we're the real one, the real danger!

    Brad Scott: You're not gonna make the final 8.

    Chris Scott: You think you can?

    Brad Scott: What should we do?

    Chris Scott: Crying together...

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    116 points. 

    This result has come out if nowhere.

    Giants just don't do this to teams, but gee I'm glad they're doing it to Essendon 

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    1 minute ago, Min Xie said:

    Ding...ding...ding...

    Chris Scott: Hi Brad...

    Brad Scott: Hi Chris, I'm in trouble. I think you're not "The danger", Giants are "The danger".

    Chris Scott: You don't know nothing, we're the real one, the real danger!

    Brad Scott: You're not gonna make the final 8.

    Chris Scott: You think you can?

    Brad Scott: What should we do?

    Chris Scott: Crying together...

    The Scott brothers sniffing weakness in the Scott brothers.

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    Is there a more annoying phrase than lace out being used in footy?  A pure grid iron reference that has nothing to do with AFL. 

    he hit him lace out?   what are you on about?

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    Geez Hogan would be useful right now for the Dees, and 4 months later still burning about our loss to the bummers.

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    Just now, Demonsone said:

    What could have been for Hogsn at the Demobs had he stayed & frustrating as he left for Dockets , whilst we got pick 6 & used it for May. I believe the club spoke to him when Freo wanted him out but we went with Brown I believe? 

    It’s ancient history. He never showed the desire to be a star despite having all the talent in the world. 
    Seems happy now and I’m happy for him!

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    Will always love Jesse. So happy for him and how his career has ended up at GWS. 

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    3 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    What could have been for Hogsn at the Demobs had he stayed & frustrating as he left for Dockets , whilst we got pick 6 & used it for May. I believe the club spoke to him when Freo wanted him out but we went with Brown I believe? 

    He was gettable last year when OOC... Made a lot of sense but the feeling here was a big NO

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    Watching Essendon get smashed is priceless 

    Cheered me right up after that putrid Carlton game

    Would love Saints to do this to Geelong later. Won’t happen tho. 

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    Feeling a lot of sadness for the Essendon supporters. Must be difficult for them.

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    Just now, DubDee said:

    Is there a more annoying phrase than lace out being used in footy?  A pure grid iron reference that has nothing to do with AFL. 

    he hit him lace out?   what are you on about?

    It's a reference to Lay Szout, one of the unknown Swedish exponents of the drop punt in the Scandinavian game futebahren.

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    Oh those poor Essendon fans that travelled and paid to watch this.

    It's great gws haven't taken there foot off the pedal

     

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    He was gettable last year when OOC... Made a lot of sense but the feeling here was a big NO

    He wasn’t gettable. He’s happy in Sydney and out of the limelight. He wouldn’t return back to the fishbowl that is Melbourne. 

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    Coming Jesse get a 10 bagger!!!!

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    1 minute ago, Chook said:

    It's a reference to Lay Szout, one of the unknown Swedish exponents of the drop punt in the Scandinavian game futebahren.

    Thanks for clearing that up.

     

    Tried google translate.  didn't help

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    1 minute ago, Chook said:

    It's a reference to Lay Szout, one of the unknown Swedish exponents of the drop punt in the Scandinavian game futebahren.

    Ah yes, Futebahren. Created by the great Swedish explorer Bjorn Hoffjarnsen in 1754 whilst exploring the Carribean if I'm not mistaken.

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