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jeez. 3 cats players out the back. neary a pies defender to be seen.

 
50 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

The scoop says Buddy expected to play against us in a farewell game. Let's make it one he wants to forget.

Trying to make the connection between this thread and our last game. 
Has Buddy come out of retirement already?

Collingwood are…what's the phrase? All duck no dinner?

Eventually the ducks come home to roost.

 

You'd hate to be a pies defender. Mids do not win a contest, and they don't run defensively so you're always out of position with no support.

Good play by George at Bunnings warehouse during the ad break then.

Impact player.  


I never understand why some commentators refer to certain players by both names (Christian/surname), as if they have a hyphenated name. e.g. Isaac Smith ... there is only one Smith on the ground. Bobby Hill's another. Taylor Adams. And Hoskin Elliott ... oops, that is a hyphenated surname!! 

It's usually players with surname-like Christian names, especially the Bulldogs' Baileys (x3) - Smith/Williams/Dale. A few others ... Touk Miller, Conor Nash, Zac Bailey (what is it about Bailey?), Dyson Heppell.

I think I have too much time on my hands.

im cheering every goal coz i hate each team

guess i’m glass half full?

 

Looks like Darcy Moore is gone for the night?

Edited by dazzledavey36

Reckon Ollie Henry plays as a forward a lot like Tom Hawkins (albeit 20/30kg lighter) - might be the succession plan

Get em cattas!

Edited by dazzledavey36


59 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

The scoop says Buddy expected to play against us in a farewell game. Let's make it one he wants to forget.

Surely after his last couple to forget against us he isn’t thinking about getting another bath from S. May as a farewell?

The pies are in serious trouble. At this point you wonder if they'll win another game this season.

Darcy Moore has done a hammy. Looks a 4 weeker

I hope the Swans play buddy against us. Improves our chances of winning.

9 minutes ago, Chook said:

Collingwood are…what's the phrase? All duck no dinner?

Eventually the ducks come home to roost.

Nah. That’s not accurate at all. 

We face the same threat as other teams jostling for a final 8 position…

and that is a show of brutality in a psychological edge as we enter September. 
 

Moore, case-in-point. 


I'm torn.

Cats to lose to increase likelihood of missing out on finals.

Pies to lose to have 3 losses in a row and destroy all momentum going into finals.

Also can't stand either team.

Moore hamstring is huge. If bad enough, first game back could be first final. Risky.

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

Nah. That’s not accurate at all. 

We face the same threat as other teams jostling for a final 8 position…

and that is a show of brutality in a psychological edge as we enter September. 
 

Moore, case-in-point. 

We play footy the right way. Collingwood don't. No comparison.

 

The Filth are TOTALLY PAAAARKED for the season Moore done with season ending Hamstring. LUURVING THIS GO JEELONG🤣

Wash my mouth out.  Go.     Cats


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