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NON-MFC: Rd 21 2023

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At least George McFly got rid of that stupid bleached hair he had. Thought he was FIGJAM when he got to the Dogs. 

 
4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What’s the deal with the Dogs? Do they just go too hard too early and run out of steam? 

Relatable

 
3 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Angus Brayshaw huge goal to take the lead 2021 GF - wasn't that from another "super boot Daniels"' clanger?

Sure was

4 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Sure was

Followed by a clanger from Brayshaw himself... But then redeemed by that mark and goal.


35 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Interesting task for the right DL poster.

QUESTION. ...over the past 3 seasons what is the win / loss ratio for all teams the round after playing us regardless of their result against the Dees.

Im guessing most lost. They throw the kitchen sink at us then theyre utterly cooked the week after.

I've been sick as a dog with food poisoning so I'm thankful for something to focus on...

BEHOLD!!!!

 

2021  
15 WINS @ 65.217%

8 LOSSES  @ 34.783%

 

2022
10 WINS 43.478%

13 LOSSES 56.522%

 

2023 
7 WINS 43.75%

9 LOSSES  56.25%
1 DRAW

TOTAL WINS - 32 = 51.61%
TOTAL LOSSS - 30 = 48.39%


Basically even stevens.

34 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Interesting task for the right DL poster.

QUESTION. ...over the past 3 seasons what is the win / loss ratio for all teams the round after playing us regardless of their result against the Dees.

Im guessing most lost. They throw the kitchen sink at us then theyre utterly cooked the week after.

Here is a back of the envelope using a spreadsheet I grabbed from https://www.aussportsbetting.com/data/historical-afl-results-and-odds-data/

Give or take 1/2, I was lazy about excluding finals accounting for breaks in seasons.

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1 minute ago, binman said:

Tigers stimulating themselves and happy to fist. 

That's quite the phrasing.

6 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I've been sick as a dog with food poisoning so I'm thankful for something to focus on...

BEHOLD!!!!

 

2021  
15 WINS @ 65.217%

8 LOSSES  @ 34.783%

 

2022
10 WINS 43.478%

13 LOSSES 56.522%

 

2023 
7 WINS 43.75%

9 LOSSES  56.25%
1 DRAW

TOTAL WINS - 32 = 51.61%
TOTAL LOSSS - 30 = 48.39%


Basically even stevens.

Spoil sport.


BOBO...

That was quick.

Ok ,Cheers.

Actually am surprised.  Roughly 50%  of teams win the week after playing us.  I would of thought it would be less.

Ok, my bad.

1 hour ago, binman said:

Takes a lot out of teams trying to go with the dees.

And in the tigers case tonight, a five day break compounds that (short breaks really do have a massive impact - which makes our early season form even more impressive given how many we had of them)

Legit. It's taxing playing us.

2 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

yep, your stats the same as B0Bo's

cheers

The outcome surprised me too, I was sure there was something there. After tonight's game maybe there may be something to it - our opponents would only won 7/19 (37%) games after playing the us this year.

18 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

BOBO...

That was quick.

Ok ,Cheers.

Actually am surprised.  Roughly 50%  of teams win the week after playing us.  I would of thought it would be less.

Ok, my bad.

It's a good question! Wouldn't have guessed that amount of wins after us either.
 

Now I'm wondering which team has the lowest ratio of wins against. 


Tigers are officially done

Bont the best player in the league. imagine if he played in a team with a decent defence?!

but the dogs don’t worry me one bit

50% wow. You'd almost think it was a two team sport or something!

Edited by layzie


Dogs spanking them. Muting this massacre and putting on a Steppenwolf vinyl 

59 minutes ago, layzie said:

It's taxing playing us.

 

44 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Now I'm wondering which team has the lowest ratio of wins against. 

Now tonight’s footy is shot it’s more stimulating to wonder which team’s supporters have the lowest ratio of tax….

1 hour ago, kev martin said:

Richmond making a statement. 

You want us prime time Friday, then give us more than a five day break.

Maybe they are saying ‘we’ll play if you get us an actual coach next year’?

 

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