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12 hours ago, Satan said:

And kiwis

Loads of Poms and Sth Africans live in Melbourne or were when i still lived there..

There are no more potential upset games this round.

Eagles have been close in a few games and can win against Norff 

St Kilda are bog ordinary .  Either team (hawks) winning wont raise any eyebrows.

Richmond v Melbourne is 50/50 unless dees bring their A game.

 
5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

fisher has been the club doctor for a quarter of a century

back him in

I have a few friends who are doctors. All of them said his head was hit and he should never have come back on from the way he landed.

To have not even done an assessment is laughable. And negligent. 

13 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

apparently when asked his name he kept repeating his first name

a sure sign he wasn't right


14 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Jones has been subbed because of a migraine? His eyes look like he’s smoked 5 bongs.

Port appear to not take injury protocols seriously and are openly mocking them. When there was the Injury Sub rule they flouted it just about every game. 

Edited by John Crow Batty

1 hour ago, dees189227 said:

West coast v nth will be interesting. I'm actually backing the weagles

Eagles can afford to win without jeopardising pick 1.

 

I want North to win

1- I hate West Coast

2- Takes pressure off them for next week

3- Reduces chances of AFL giving them a first round priority pick that will drop our own pick back 

4- I hate West Coast

I've always found it prudent not to diss on the losing sides of the round until we've won our game.


Speaking of NON-MFC games, 2 ripper games in the FWWC (Soccer) last night, Italy copped a 0-5 thrashing, and the France v Brazil game was pulsating stuff.

3 hours ago, Elwood 3184 said:

She also called Charlie Cameron, “Charlie Curnow”. 

To be fair, they do look very alike.

😁

KAYO obviously doesn't rate the ST Kilda v Hawthorn game. It's been going for 10 mins and KAYO is saying "Starting Soon"

14 hours ago, Skuit said:

Also, I'm in a reasonably exotic part of the world, but won't name it to avoid humble-bragging. Nevertheless, this country seems to have its own woo-hoo bird. 

Oh dear sweet deluded R. How many times must you be told that Adelaide is NOT an exotic part of the world. JK. I know where you are and it’s indeed an exotic part of the world. Anyways, please Uber a woo-hoo bird to the ‘G this arvo. We all know woo-hoos go for the Dees. 


2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

I want North to win

1- I hate West Coast

2- Takes pressure off them for next week

3- Reduces chances of AFL giving them a first round priority pick that will drop our own pick back 

4- I hate West Coast

I've tipped North. Go North.

Have been trying to get onto Bomberblitz to revel in their wailing and despair.

The site is now called " discoursebomberblitz etc " but it's not opening anyway.

However, in what fantasy world could the mindless, illiterate, ignorant and repugnant blustering of that bunch of dumb [censored] morons be associated with discourse ?

8 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Saints trying to throw this.

Saints are the worst side in the 8 at this stage of the season, maybe ever. 
They are absolutely woeful. 


The media is going after Port for the handling of those concussions. The AFL will hate this. We all know the league loves a court of public opinion. I bet the rules change after this.

 
2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

The media is going after Port for the handling of those concussions. The AFL will hate this. We all know the league loves a court of public opinion. I bet the rules change after this.

The only thing that should change is the doctor 

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

The only thing that should change is the doctor 

I think they might take it away from club doctors and make it independent.


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