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NON-MFC: Rd 19 2023

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Skill levels of both teams, both media darlings… can’t just be the evening dew? They all look out on their feet half way through the second …😉

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    1 hour ago, Chook said:

    Do you think the Dees are the real deal or not? If yes, then you want Geelong to win. If not, then you want Brisbane to win.

    Huh? 

    I do two things; drink milk, and conjure the forces of good in this world to down Geelong and smite their ashes.

    And I’m all outta milk…

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    Apparent hit to the head

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    Just now, rpfc said:

    Huh? 

    I do two things; drink milk, and conger the forces of good in this world to down Geelong and smite their ashes.

    And I’m all outta milk…

    I'd like to conger things as well. Sounds cool! ( even though I don't know what that is ) 

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    A conger pictured earlier today.  They're more commonly associated with NRL team Parramatta.

     

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    Look at the bright side Geelong will be [censored] and take it out on who ever they play next week. hmmm I wonder who that is.

    Edited by YearOfTheDees

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    Bombers down to 11th

    😂😂

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    I love when they interview Conor McKenna without subtitles 🤣

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    24 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Tom Hawkins has been absolutely invisible so far in this game, poor 120kg diddums.

    Poor oily man baby 

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    16 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    A conger pictured earlier today.  They're more commonly associated with NRL team Parramatta.

     

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    Nonsense word that ruined my post.

    Also, I have milk. No need to go up to the shops

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    I wish the mro would fine acts like Sicily's dive today. Shame the umps reward them. I know it's hard in real time but that was a shocker. Hence the mro 

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    Kiddy Coleman is a fantastic player

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    Why don't teams tag Coleman? It feels like it would be super easy to take him out of the game.

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    31% of Curnow’s 61 goals has come against the Eagles. Makes you wonder about the equality of this year’s Coleman medal.

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    17 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    Nonsense word that ruined my post.

    Let's put it behind us.  I'm sure that you can conjure up many more fine posts in the future.

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    Wow, Geelong really delivering on Scott's 'Brilliant' 'new' 'strategy' of 'getting inside the heads of opponents' by 'announcing themselves as contenders'.

    Maybe I should move that particular breath of sarcasm to the Damien Barrett thread, but wow, Geelong must have had yet another bout of the whole team being sick the night before.

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    48 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    Why can't geelong play this badly when they play us

    Cos we always play them at Fortress Kardinia or whatever it's called.

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    5 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Wow, Geelong really delivering on Scott's 'Brilliant' 'new' 'strategy' of 'getting inside the heads of opponents' by 'announcing themselves as contenders'.

    Maybe I should move that particular breath of sarcasm to the Damien Barrett thread, but wow, Geelong must have had yet another bout of the whole team being sick the night before.

    “We are the danger” 😂

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    12 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Let's put it behind us.  I'm sure that you can conjure up many more fine posts in the future.

    Why are you still talking about snake fish eel things?

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    I still maintain that Geelong got extremely lucky last year. Good injury run. Soft draw. And above all a soft grand final opponent who was nowhere near it. 

    If Pies don’t lose the prelim by a point, and we go into final fit and healthy, Geelong don’t win the flag. 

    I will die on this hill!

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    7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    I could watch a live feed of Chris Scott in the coaches box all game. 

    chris scott afl GIF by geelongcats

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