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1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Reckon thereโ€™d be more people at the Blues v GCS game than Nought v Dogs tonight

Everyone is home watching the Ashes

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Anyone know how to un-imagine something? Asking for a friend.ย 

Gerard Healy had to take over at one point when Huddo's headset slipped off.ย 

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6 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Gerard Healy had to take over at one point when Huddo's headset slipped off.ย 

You mean Gerard had to take over commentating, right???


24 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Anthony Hudson sounds like he's trying to knock one out whilst he's commentating.ย 

12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Anyone know how to un-imagine something? Asking for a friend.ย 

Heart of Darkness . . . the horror, the horror.ย 

8 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Gerard Healy had to take over at one point when Huddo's headset slipped off.ย 

Not surprising, donโ€™t think they make headphones the size of Huddoโ€™s bonceย 

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You mean Gerard had to take over commentating, right???

Best you keep thinking that.ย 

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2 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

I said it last year but Levi Casboult would be perfect for our game style. Competes so well in the air.

He is 33 so too near the end. Can clunk them though.

Nothing like a 10-goal win at the MCG over poor interstate opposition to deceive Carlton into thinking they're any good.


How could we only beat the Suns by a few points if the blues can [censored] them? Jeez the dees are rubbish!

How could only bet the blues by a couple of goals when they could beat the Suns so easily? Jeez the dees are rubbish!

Yes, we beat the Tigers, but they beat the Saints and the Saints are the opposite to demons. Jeez the dees are rubbish!

How could we lose to Freo, coz they got flogged by the Giants and we probably will too. Jeez the dees are rubbish!

Have i got it right? Isn't that how it works?

:mahoney2:

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3 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

I said it last year but Levi Casboult would be perfect for our game style. Competes so well in the air.

He's dreadful on the deck, so he wouldn't be getting many games. Just like TMac and BB.

Woeful crowd 29K at MCG. Bluebaggers really jumped off the wagon this week but they'll all pile on again now they've won a game.


4 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Woeful crowd 29K at MCG. Bluebaggers really jumped off the wagon this week but they'll all pile on again now they've won a game.

i went with my fcfc supporting uncle and cousin, and we were all a bit surprised that it was nearly 30k

gc17 were awful - spineless franchise

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Oskar Baker lol

Liam Jones has gone past him in the game ratings and he is sitting on the bench waiting to be subbed on.


19 minutes ago, A F said:

He's dreadful on the deck, so he wouldn't be getting many games. Just like TMac and BB.

He marks the ball, and is a genuine threat in the air - especially in a contested situation. Neither Brown or TMac have been able do that in the last 18 months.

Iโ€™m not advocating we get him now, I just wish we grabbed him for free 18 months ago. 35 goals last year.

55 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Bulldogs ... you know you're in trouble if Greenwood kicks 2 goals in a quarter against you.

I have a soft spot for Hugh. He lost his mum to breast cancer six years ago, he was only 25. He took it really hard and to this day still points to the sky after kicking a goal. ๐Ÿ˜”

Interestingly, his grandfather played for Melbourne and played in the 1955 - 1957 grand finals.ย 

2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Gerard Healy had to take over at one point when Huddo's headset slipped off.ย 

Have you ever met Huddo?

Seriously his head just doesn't fit. Reminds me of a younger Bert Newton.

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5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I have a soft spot for Hugh. He lost his mum to breast cancer six years ago, he was only 25. He took it really hard and to this day still points to the sky after kicking a goal. ๐Ÿ˜”

Interestingly, his grandfather played for Melbourne and played in the 1955 - 1957 grand finals.ย 

Sorry to hear that. He may well be a ripper bloke, but he's cooked as a footballer (IMHO).

FWIW he looks very much like Matthew Newton.

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