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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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Well, I'm heading off to the G and intend downing a few pregame thirst quenchers.

If, as my Cardiologist confidently predicts, the big one arrives today, may I land and splatter as many filth supporters as possible.

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    A great memory on this day 6 years ago. Will never forget the noise, let’s hope for a similar ending. 

     

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    1 hour ago, speed demon said:

    JVR seems to have the qualities to be a big game player. Going into beast mode in the 4th quarter against RFC has been my season highlight - for the spectacle and the potential it portended. 
    Too much to ask for a repeat performance, but if he can play like he did against CFC, it will go a looong way towards us kicking a competitive score. 

    I'd prefer a consistent four quarter performance, rather than 1 great quarter. A lot to ask for a young KPP though.

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    1 hour ago, John Crow Batty said:

    I feel good vibes today. I believe any residue draining away of bathwater has been completed and players will respond accordingly. 

    There was a d'lander by that name i believe?

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    14 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

    Have I missed something here? 🤷‍♂️😆

    Just those dumb free kicks he gave away against port

    11 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    If we win then no we're not.

    If we lose then yes we've been loading all season.

    Exactly the answer I was looking for Dazzle

     
    19 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Jack Ginnavan a potential late out today.

    Oh please, please be on the money- he really irks me big time 

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    8 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    A great memory on this day 6 years ago. Will never forget the noise, let’s hope for a similar ending. 

     

    For my hearts sake I hope we bury them a good deal earlier and deeper today. 

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    19 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    Jack Ginnavan a potential late out today.

    Just took a deep breath, visited the Collingwood FC Reddit and scanned for more info about this, then exhaled. 
     

    Not much info except for speculation it’s flu. Could be ripping through the team right now. 
     

    The worst thing I read while I was visiting that dark place were the amount of people saying Oliver and De Goey missing the game is “like for like”. 
     

    Current AFL Fantasy rankings have Oliver at #2  

    Jordan De Goey at…….#69  

    I’d call them deluded, but that might be one of those words they’d need help with. 


     

     

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    One day there won't be a complete outnumbering of Pies to Dees fans on the tram.

    28 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well, I'm heading off to the G and intend downing a few pregame thirst quenchers.

    If, as my Cardiologist confidently predicts, the big one arrives today, may I land and splatter as many filth supporters as possible.

    Ha, you give new meaning to the reference: " the big one at the G."

    Cardiologists....phfff.

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    2 hours ago, loges said:

    Just hoping for no umpire intervention today.

    That will make for an interesting game!

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    2 minutes ago, layzie said:

    One day there won't be a complete outnumbering of Pies to Dees fans on the tram.

    Only if they offer free dentist work all across Melbourne


    i hope Gawny gets some revenge and we see Cox in agony on the turf 

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    Anyone looking for a pre game laugh pop on twitter and search for that club that lost just night. They have a post about their shop being closed today. Some of the comments are gold. 

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    4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Lot of Collingwood supporters here but all I see are gate receipts. 

    Did you do the walk to the G. Nothing but red and blue as far as you can see. 

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    1 minute ago, YearOfTheDees said:

    Anyone looking for a pre game laugh pop on the twitter and search for that club that list just night. They have a post about their shop being closed today. Some of the comments are gold. 

     

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    36 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    A great memory on this day 6 years ago. Will never forget the noise, let’s hope for a similar ending. 

     

    2017 was the last time we’ve beat the Pies at the MCG. We owe them today. Get it done Dees!

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    12 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    i hope Gawny gets some revenge and we see Cox in agony on the turf 

    We know that’s not how Max rolls, though. 
     

     

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    11 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

    In the Demon seat Membership area and a few pie jumpers around me. 

    My Demons seats area too. Not happy with Dees fans giving their tickets to Pie friends. I pay good money so I don’t have to rub shoulders with filth. 

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    Pies are out on the ground so I'm going into hankie alert mode. Keep my eyes out to see if any Strepsils are passed around as well. 


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