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1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Silvagni is slower than his old man and even slower than his Grandfather when he played!

Slower than Serg ?Good grief i dont know how he played footy so fat.Sorry all fataphobics

 
Just now, DubDee said:

i’m up in Shep for reasons that escape me

on my 3rd pot at the local establishment. quaddies have been put on and dumb footy bets are on. 

when’s the bounce???

Third pot!!

Maybe you've gone a tad early Dub!  You'll need good staying power.

4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

i’m up in Shep for reasons that escape me

on my 3rd pot at the local establishment. quaddies have been put on and dumb footy bets are on. 

when’s the bounce???

Next week

 
10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Third pot!!

Maybe you've gone a tad early Dub!  You'll need good staying power.

i thought drinking pots instead of pints would help?

14 minutes ago, DubDee said:

i’m up in Shep for reasons that escape me

on my 3rd pot at the local establishment. quaddies have been put on and dumb footy bets are on. 

when’s the bounce???

Excellent work Dub.  Without a care & living the dream 👏🏼👍🏻


12 hours ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

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Sure fire winner with the ladies there FTB.

Tempted to where this in toga if i ever make it on another cruise!

4 hours ago, layzie said:

Every now and then I have to, there's no happy medium when it comes to coffee for me it's either weeks of nothing or 3 cups a day minimum. Love it too much 🙂

What did you have on your toast?

20 minutes ago, DubDee said:

when’s the bounce???

I'd be more concerned with the whereabouts of the bouncer.

 
23 minutes ago, DubDee said:

i’m up in Shep for reasons that escape me

on my 3rd pot at the local establishment. quaddies have been put on and dumb footy bets are on. 

when’s the bounce???

3rd pot, that's screamer territory!

God I hope we win .............. that's all, so surely not too much to ask.


5 hours ago, Demonsone said:

Not sure how our fwd line is threatening expecting a 20yo JVR who still learning his craft as our main power fwd?? So we need Fritsch to fire incl goals from Pickett , spargo & rotating rucks of Gawn & Grundy. what’s J Smith role a fwd very unconvincing..  BBB want improve @ Casey as he’s past improving so need to roll the dice with him 

Joel Smith has one Career goal to his name the forward line will be fine :-)

We all know what should happen tonight but then we all know what should have happened last week. I just don't know if this team has that killer instinct in them, they are more reactionary and often when its to late.

12 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

I'd be more concerned with the whereabouts of the bouncer.

luckily im a lovable drunk

1 hour ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Ive seen VFL highlights over the past few weeks he can take a pack mark and kick truely something we have been missing for a long time.

Joel has a high leap, and is quick over the ground.

Hope he has seen the last of his injury worries and he can compete and make himself a nuisance for Carlton’s backline.

Go Dees.

Agree with that.  Our most in-form medium/tall forward at Casey, strong at the contest  & timing leads nicely.

Goes missing for fair chunks of game time though but it won't matter so much if he hits the scoreboard with 2 or 3 and brings some decent pressure.

Will need better service up the field than we've been bringing of late though.  Same for our other forwards along with them bringing some system / method in terms of separation and timing of leads / presenting.  Dog's breakfast last week.

Still think we need a big Key Tall  to take their biggest / best defender and free up JVR / Smith / Fritsch a little more and be the big target go to on a lead for those under pressure breaking from stoppage.

At least one too many small / medium forwards.

BB in for ANB is the obvious one for mine

46 minutes ago, DubDee said:

i thought drinking pots instead of pints would help?

You'll be fiiiiine


42 minutes ago, old55 said:

What did you have on your toast?

Something good I hope.

I’m a fan of the Joel Smith inclusion and he will have a point to prove tonight. Dees by plenty 

28 minutes ago, DubDee said:

luckily im a lovable drunk

Please post your thoughts on the game at approx 10.30pm tonight Dub...

1 minute ago, sydneydee said:

I’m a fan of the Joel Smith inclusion and he will have a point to prove tonight. Dees by plenty 

I agree, my same game multi will have him for 3 goals.

2 minutes ago, The Stigga said:

Please post your thoughts on the game at approx 10.30pm tonight Dub...

will do. i’ll probably be a lot kinder than many on here


4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

will do. i’ll probably be a lot kinder than many on here

I was expecting something like this:

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43 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

God I hope we win .............. that's all, so surely not too much to ask.

Would be nice to have a weekend get off to a good start for a change.

I'll be at the match with my 2 beautiful daughters (younger one down from Sydney) ... and before the match at a function at the G. They are both Demons, of course.

Hopefully the team does the right thing to make it a truly memorable night. But sadly I haven't been vaccinated for MFCSS.

 

 

 
3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Lyrics from a song by a very much underrated Australian band called The Avalanches. 

Since I left you.

2 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I'll be at the match with my 2 beautiful daughters (younger one down from Sydney) ... and before the match at a function at the G. They are both Demons, of course.

Hopefully the team does the right thing to make it a truly memorable night. But sadly I haven't been vaccinated for MFCSS.

 

 

A shot of Premiership Glory cleared mine up for a while. I'm starting to feel symptoms again lately, so 2023 might be a good time for a booster


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