Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (โ‹ฎ) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

11 minutes ago, SPC said:

Parker upheld for a lesser tackle. Cerra is no chance of getting off..

You donโ€™t understand how the tribunal works if you think their rulings are based on consistency ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

ย 
55 minutes ago, McQueen said:

The AFL will look to apply ad-hoc equalisation methods beginning tonight by clearing Cerra for his dump tackle.ย 

Iโ€™m probs going straight to hell for saying this but since Cerra playing or not playing this week wonโ€™t affect whether we win or lose, a part of me hopes he gets off purely to see the mega melts on here.

image.gif.f9d4cb12905f2c82c7eec68db54a5520.gif

ย 
6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m probs going straight to hell for saying this but since Cerra playing or not playing this week wonโ€™t affect whether we win or lose, a part of me hopes he gets off purely to see the mega melts on here.

image.gif.f9d4cb12905f2c82c7eec68db54a5520.gif

I mean, a Tribunal Tuesday meltdown is very on brand for Demonland this seasonย 


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Appeal Successful. Cerra is free to play.

GTFO?ย 
I cannot believe this. What a complete farce. Gleeson has to be removed.ย 

Edited by Gawndy the Great

ย 
1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

ย 

Bwahahahahahahaha you cannot make this [censored] upย 


Just now, Demonland said:

Carltonโ€™s MVP

IMG_6512.jpeg

If he doesnโ€™t win their B&F, heโ€™s been robbed.ย 

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Appeal Successful. Cerra is free to play.

The tribunal's reasoning:

"We're terribly sorry. The MRO clearly thought Mr Cerra still played for Fremantle. If he'd realised he played for Carlton, he never would have been charged.

We're just glad this terrible wrong has been righted."

Wasnโ€™t Sparrows tackle identical? I mean no arms pinned as well? This a utter BS but we all knew it would happen.ย 

Right hand vs Left hand, hair doesnโ€™t doesnโ€™t touch the ground etc.ย 

It the AFL doesnโ€™t appeal, they are complicit.ย 


So unfkngbelievable it makes perfect sense.ย 

Edited by McQueen

Absolute farce. It won't happen but I dearly hope we tear Carlton a new one on Friday night.ย 

Insane that Cerra got off and the 17 others didnโ€™t. Some with less dangerous tackles too.

This season in general has been ****house. Not only has the tribunal and umpiring been poor, but the quality of football and general excitement from watching games has been rock bottom. Canโ€™t remember a less interesting season. Great job AFL.

On 5/29/2023 at 3:34 PM, Redleg said:

I can see it now.

Tribunal sums up after allowing the appeal, that no reasonable person or footballer, could have foreseen, that a smaller player, dragging a bigger player to the ground, would cause the bigger player to hit his head on the ground twice and that after all, he really didn't mean to do it and he is sorry.

Told you.

ย 

ย 


I couldnโ€™t care less about our game this week. Friday night against Carlton should be exciting, but this is the least excited Iโ€™ve felt for an upcoming match since 2019 ย when we were bottom four.

Well probably win against an injured depleted Carlton, but who cares. If we win, big whoop. If we lose, weโ€™re rubbish.

ย 

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • The Christian Petracca Thread

    Premiership Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca has nominated the Gold Coast as his club of choice to be traded to.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 98 replies
  • The Clayton Oliver Thread

    Melbourne have held talks with Clayton Oliver and theyโ€™ve laid out where he fits in under Steve Kingโ€™s vision and been frank about expectations. Oliver is still under contract for five years, but the door is open if he wants to explore his options elsewhere.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 118 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Essendon

    Itโ€™s Pink Lady night at Princes Park โ€” a vibey Friday evening setting for a high-stakes clash between second-placed Melbourne and eleventh-placed Essendon.ย The wind-sheltered IKON Park, a favouriteย groundย ofย the Demonย players,ย promisesย flair,ย fireย and a touch of pink.ย Melbourne has never lost a home-and-away gameย here, though the ghosts of two straight-sets finalsย exitsย in 2023 still linger.ย 

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 0 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 1 Steven Mayย 

    The premiership defender has shown signs of wear and tear due to age, and his 2025 season was inconsistent, ending poorly with a suspension and a noticeable decline in performance. The Demons are eager to integrate younger players onto their list and have indicated that they may not be able to guarantee him senior games next season, in what would be the final year of his contract.

    • 1 reply
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 2 Jacob van Rooyen

    The young key tall failed to make progress during the season, with a decline in his goal kicking output. His secondary role as a backup ruckman, which may have hindered his ability to further develop his game, and he was also impacted by the team's poor forward connection. It will be interesting to observe his performance under a new coaching regime.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 15 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: #3 Christian Salemย  ย 

    Salem proved to be a valuable contributor as a reliable and solid one-on-one medium-sized defender in what was undoubtedly his most impressive season since the premiership year. He remains a highly capable rebounding option for the Demons as he approaches his 200th game at the club.

      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 2 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions โ†’ Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.